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Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'Peter, what did i tell you not to do last night?'

'drink at the frat party'

'and what did you do last night?'

'drank at the fra.....ooooooh i almost walked rite into that one!'

 
its not me by the way

Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'Peter, what did i tell you not to do last night?'

'drink at the frat party'

'and what did you do last night?'

'drank at the fra.....ooooooh i almost walked rite into that one!'

 
hahaha, it would be so fun to get a bunch of people wearing them and then descend on terrain park by storm...like a little army of bio-terrorists...

It'd be class.

I been told I looked like a terrorist...was yelled at for wearing my hood in chorus--hahahahahaha

 
man, why you gotta doubt me like that? Those things arent photoshopped. You dont hsavr to be so jealous!

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
ya but gas masks are pretty hot , ya theyd be realy effective , but i thin peope will stick to there $150 wisdoms or dragons that the taught under priviliged boxers how to speak to pay for, instead of going out and spending even more on a gas mask, plus if ur getting chased by the ski patrol, all the have to do is look for the guy woith the gas maksk

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live freeskiing or die trying and always obey the skiers irresponsibility code
 
haha i see it now, calling all mtn ski patrol, man with gas mask enters closed half pipe.

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Freeski live to ryde
 
New i have had my mask for years an old one my uncle had in Vietnam!! Use everyday on the slopes!

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

-kamikaze

 
you dont speak english very well^. but i think your uncles gas mask probably has agent orange and shit on it

w.m.h
 
fuck don't you see how gay it looks. your replacing goggles, and a face with a fucking mask. WHat the fuck that is honestly the gayest thing ive ever seen.

TRY EVERYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS KICKING YOUR OWN ASS
 
but then it would look sick to see 10 guys storming the park with those on

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Freeski live to ryde
 
whats next... full bio hazard suit with chemical resistant gloves

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Freeski live to ryde
 
Keep this on the down low, but I got a pic from an inside source in Oakley's top-secret research and development compound in the desert of Utah. This revolutionary new suit is actually able to produce steez. Amazing!

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*NORTHEAST CULT*

check out Stept...

 
yes, I know IM so funny, ahaha, im so cool, bow down. And by the way, the gas masks at the armu store were too much $$ for me.

-Michael Lifshitz-

Jibberish radical
 
It's cool, cause I'm in the military and can just walk across the street from where I work and pick one up for nothing. But the biggest problem with gas masks is them fogging up and it's kind of hard to breath.

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
Holy Shit, that's hillarious.

Minor Threat Trailer

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657
 
HOLY CRAP I'M going to an army surplus store and i'm so gonna get one. Coolest i've heard yet. PIMP

'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
 
'I'm confident all the little kids in the park jumping off the side of rail jumps will listen to you when you are wearing a gas mask, because they will be TERRIFIED.'

^That would include you too, Mikee(and me!) since we are both the same age.

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
i will now set mine up for a park un this weekend

he's not a bad guy if you disregard his blatant racism and ignorance-ski hobo

I looked at it for a few seconds, then I smiled, then I chuckled, then I was silenced as my cat jumped up my leg, fell down, and dug her ferocious claws deep into my flesh to stay atop my crotch-steezepatrol

Offical NS Matador

Sign em up!-BMFT

Remember: Knitting is an extreme sport too
 
first to post an actual pic of them skiing in one will win

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The whole mountain is park on a powder day. -dylhole
 
this came up a while ago

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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

BRAD RAD

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
Mikee, you are my hero. I love you in a non homosexual way. how much was that mask?

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
 
hahahah..tanner on rossis

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Booter Crunk!

 
nice mikee, you keep ski fashion on the edge!

-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
 
haha thats sick

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I choose to blame my parents for giving me a small bent weiner and an ugly face"--Tom Delonge

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE
 
^ you're such a cunt

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