New Trend In Skiing, gonna be hot!

mikee

mikee

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Allright, well yesterday I was thinking long and hard about what the new trend in newschool skiing fashion was gonna be and it hit me! Seeing all these companies get more military oriented with oakley's crazy camo designs, Giro's new Bad Lt. helmet not to mention Analog (not skiing but snowsports) with their very military inspired designs.

Seeing all this led me to one final decision and realisation. Not only is my idea functional and stylie, but it's cost effective too.... The new trend in skiing will be the GAS MASK.

It keeps your face warm and cozy while allowing you to not have to wear goggles! Hell, you could probbaly stick so yoru favorite Wisdom lenses inside the gas mask to maximize the experience!

Another main reason is the style factor! Who doesn't want to look like a angry army man comming down the slopes. I'm confident all the little kids in the park jumping off the side of rail jumps will listen to you when you are wearing a gas mask, because they will be TERRIFIED.

Plus, I think I saw Jon Olsson wearing one!

Here's a few preview screenshots:

Jon wearing his gas mask!

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Gas mask in action!

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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im sticking with the army green....kikeE diserves to be in freeze cause he set the new rage

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
i think that that almost isnt a bad idea, you could make it more fashiony by making a few ajustments to what it looks like, but it could be cool, if you were serious

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dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
completely serious! Why are you all laughing at my wonderful idea. Plus if the slope ever got bombed by terrorists using biochemicals, only the people wearing gas masks would be left alive, AND stylie. haha I think i might actually try this just to be cool.

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and it could also be used for smoking elicit substances. dkill two birds with one stone right?

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it should warm up the air that you breathe too, so you won't be as cold, and no windburn either!

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i saw somebody rockin a gas mask. i think it was in a snowboard mag. and oakly already has that medusa thing, this only a little bit crazier.

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we're going to need one of those near me since they're building a level 4 bio r&d lab to work on finding a cure for anthrax and ebola

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sox ripper their not really are they? I have a fear of gasmasks because of a movie i saw when i was little.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
^^^^ amanda is right, their in the final planning stages of building a Level 4 (biowarefare research and development) complex in Roxbury. Working with ebola, which has no known cute..but thats besides the point

gas masks, shit i better buy in bulk...i hope they come in pink, cause a hot pink gas mask would sell like crack in the ghetto

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I'm gonna go to my local army surplus store and buy one right now, it would go along great with my bad lietenant and scaring little bitch kids would be great, dude that is just such a cool idea mikeE you are the man i am definetly gonna do that

and more, much more than this, I did it my way
 
yes, I think tomorow I will make a little quest to the army surplus store and buy one haha. Ill wear it down the streets and get shot.

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mikee u have to much time on your hands

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haha u gotta buy the can for it too! or else it wont work, jeeze get with ur gas mask know how. haha in parental advisory someone wears it. its a shot of a bunch of whistler skiers along a car and everyone is ripping it

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THE GAS MASK IS HOMOSEXUAL. if i ever saw someone wearing one i would kick them in the balls.

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whats really sad is if oakley made one and tanner wore it for 1 photo shoot 50 kids would buy it

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the mask are dumb honestly there arnt cool at all

you look like star wars on snow

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i swear to god that if any one of you fuckers wears one of them on the mountain, especially the ones with the long hoses with the filters on the end i will ski down beat you unconsious and then cry in the woods because their so fucking scary lookin.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
just wear your goggles over the gas mask, it'll be WAY trendier.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

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haha no i wanna buy one at the Army Surplus store just to piss everyone off.. oh and im gonna put fur on it like tdizzle cause im extra gangsta yeah nigger

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