New, tasty alcoholic beverages.

false. only if you're a rookie. i can drink beer/wine/liquor in any order without getting "sicker".

my suggestion to the OP is go straight for the hard liquor...no mixers. if you're trying to get fucked up, shots all the way. my go to shots are rumplemintz, ouzo, or jagr. 15-20 shots later & i'm well on my way to making decisions i will regret in the morning.
 
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If you go to a bar and actually order a martini and then say shaken not stirred, I hope the bartender pisses in it and then serves it to you.
 
until recently i thought this was a myth, never really tried and ohh boy. not doing that again. the amounts were not small either, if they were im sure it wouldnt have been that big of a deal
 
I doubt OP is old enough to go to a bar so anyone naming these fancy drinks is just trying to show everyone else they sip "better" drinks than them.

That said, whiskey or whiskey ginger. And to the guy who said he drinks Malibu mix drinks, oh man.
 
At a lot of highschool parties I go to, it's only cheap vodka and Bacardi, can someone recommend me some drinks to make for the ladies and or myself if I bring a shaker and a few basic ingredients in my bag?
 
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Mix equal parts white wine, pineapple rum and raspberry rum, add cool aid until you can't taste the alcohol much then throw in a 5 hour energy. You honestly can't taste any alcohol, it's VERY strong and has caffeine.

Oh and it makes you shit blue. No lie, my self and all my roommates shit blue the morning after 3 pitchers of those.
 
anyone who bitches about what other people drink and what order to drink it in are whining cunts. man up and drink everything in sight.

that being said, smoking is infinitely better
 
Yea the green shits kinda tripped us out.

But I'm not a big fan of jonestowns. They're so sugary and overwhelmingly sweet that after a while drinking them becomes a chore and I'd rather take shots or slap the bag of franzia and chug it. Girls do like jonestowns though because you can't taste the booze...
 
I said that I like some mix with malibu every once in a while too. Don't see anything wrong with it. I think it tastes good and is fast and easy to make. I don't drink to drunk, else I would drink something else...

To prove that, here is a selection of my alcohol "storage" in my room...View attachment 579478

 
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