New Study says Americans have the largest penis' of any country

haha, i love it how people didn't get the Africa joke and feel it necessary to explain that Africa has countries/black people/big penises. to those of you i just mentioned- we get it and you're, in fact, the retarded ones.

the study was actually done by comparing Bush's dick with an asian baby boy's. Bush lost, but nobody told him since he'd probably cry and then try to invade, conquer, and control whoever broke the news to him.
 
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I have no idea whether this would be enough to skew the results but remember that a pretty large amount of african countries have major problems with malnutrition, which I'm sure could have a negative effect on penis size.
 
They come in your room during the night with a ruler and fast hands. Ever had a wet dream? Yea, that was them.
 
actually i think the reason why north americans have bigger penises is because we eat meat that has added hormones in it.
 
i dont know if im big cus i dont have anything to compare it too. but i have a size 13 shoe so i think im safe
 
i think thats true because i know that when i went to japan naked women wanted me, men wanted to be me, and children ran screaming "GODZILLA"
 
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