New Study says Americans have the largest penis' of any country

That's probably becuase they didn't do the studies in Africa because Africa isn't really considered a country.
 
exactly what I was thinking

Its like doing on study on the worlds greatest using only people from one country...stupid
 
i thinhk it obviuously is measured hard. if youre limp, the temperature etc. can change your size but it doesnt really efect you if youre hard.

i cant believe i just explained that.
 
well i mean i go to school at CU in colorado and the end of my dick is still sitting in new jersey so they're probably right.

hahah kiddinggg obviously
 
...And so obviously the Congo is gonna have the largest penis size of any country. Those dudes gotta dick slap gorillas to show em whos boss.
 
I'm man enough to say I'm rolling with about a solid 5 incher, 3 cheers for being a short son of a bitch!
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH OH MAN that post and the one about cock slapping gorillas....damn hahahahahahaah. and really? that sucks, not to be a douche but i repect that you admit it. as long as you can fuck im sure its fine.
 
Maybe it's because the rest of the world consider most American's to Be "Dicks"

haha

I can't believe no one beat me to this punchline.
 
THIS STUDY IS OBVIOUSLY FLAWED.

We all know that Africa is a continent. But if they really found the average size of a man's penis in every country, one of the COUNTRIES of Africa would obviously win.

!!!They tie lion/gorrilla testicles from animals they killed with sticks to the end of their dicks. The length of a real man's penis in a COUNTRY OF AFRICA is directly proportional to the weight of killer beast's nuts they carry around!!

This is why they never progressed past tribal society. The blood that supposed to be in their brains is in their dicks!!!
 
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