NEW SKI POLES WOW!!!!

WAskier720

WAskier720

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Dude my friend is here telling me about this new pole system scott is making it has baskets to keep you from sinking into the snow wow and it has video capture capabilites and walky talky, clock, flask, humidor, vibrator for the ladies and jeff, and pocket battery powered vagina for the guys. It should be ill, ILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My killing teacher says I am a natural

YANKS SUCK!!!!!
 
that ill be good, one time i was on a triple drop and the snow was so surgury that i culdent hop out of the snow to turn and my poles would just sink in, so then i fell off 3 ten footers and into a alder bush. it sucked cuz it was a cool line, I need those poles.

'powder before pussy'
 
i went through my fair share of poles too.

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
that sounds like afuckin wicked pole

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
I only broek one, but i bent one at a 90 degree angle, i ended up fixing it witha hot air gun and a vice. i still use it, its great!

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I dont mean to brag, I dont mean to boast, But Im intercontinental when I eat french toast.
 
ive only broken one pole, walking the catwalk and stepping on it. hehe, i also bent one pretty bad but not broken

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I prefer to be free
 
that sounds awesome. i will be sure to check them out when poles actually affect your skiing.

'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
 
i just bought some salomon poles, hopefully they'll stay together for the next season

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seth
 
I go through two pair of poles a year cause I buy cheap rossignol and swix ones that break on hip jumps

'Hey this is kinda like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.' - milhouse
 
wtf does ''when poles actually affect your skiing.'' mean... for balence and those 'oh shit im gonna fall over' moments... i dont use the staps ever and i dont use them for tuning but skiing w/o poles is just wierd looking..

it makes you look like a beginner 3 year old skiier

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'forget cheezy bread, lure into the darkside you will...

now the cinnabread is it where it at'

-me after my friend had the choice of cinna or chezzy bread
 
I have the smith z bends, they're great- I bent one 90 degrees out and was so mad that I got off the lift and took the thing over my knee. It bent right back and didn't even kink! smooth ride

'ow'

- Rob after dislocating his shoulder skocking
 
PS - Nobody cares what kind of poles you have.

Never sling dope out yo baby mamma's house.

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
 
i like andy mahareees camo issue scott poles, they are purdy

'Defining style is impossible. It's just the way a person makes tricks look cool.'--JF
 
graphit poles are the bomb

... but whatever the leaders of our sport are crack addicts so who knows whats gonna happen.'

-Schwags

THC (triple Hybrid Core)

is just soemthing tanner Hall made up

THC is 'conincidently' the name of the drug in Marijuana... And the designers of the skis 'conincindently' smoke so much weed
 
me and my firend reckon in the new bond film they should be bad guy samurai newschoolers who do like massive grabs but with swords for poles and they could like hit somoner in the face with their crosed and skis and shit, or maybye lightsabers would be even cooler

This isnt 'Nam Dude, this is bowling there are rules
 
'baskets to keep you from sinking into the snow.'

Uh, you mean just really big baskets? And to whoever said they wanted those you can usually buy them from your manufacture through a dealer, their just bigger and more like X-C baskets.

Taylor

Tele-Jibber

~ Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider ~
 
dude, i have had a pair of good, old fashoined steel poles for about 4 years now. i got to get new ones, cause the grips are ripped apart, but they were only 10 dollar

 
i have those fancy leki ones with the little clip in grip thing that i stole from my brother who got them for free...they're cool, when you put the little clip into the slot it makes a clikcing sound...

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

tva tva uuuh
 
i'd just be afraid if i whipped it out on the hill my balls would freeze off, unless it's a really nice spring day. oh yeah, and whenever i look at a skiier, i don't look at what skis they use or boots or anything, shit, if i see someone on shitty rentals, if they have good poles i respect.

 
Oh man these poles are sick they showed them at the seattle ski movie 3 premier at EMP, I am still in shock

WAskier1080: you should be a motivational speaker you know?

Machete skier32: oh i am

Machete skier32: i tell little kids im gonna ravage their ass

WAskier1080: with your tounge?

Machete skier32: no...my middle finger

Machete skier32: times 2
 
the new pocket rocket poles are real teck, they are like oval shaped instead of round and looks like they are mad out of some fiber carbon stuff. they are incrdibly light to, was thinking about picking a pair up.

 
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