New Pole Trend(not for posers)

[Mysterion]

So poles and no poles has been a fun little ns bitch fight for a while now. i got a better idea though. instead of poles, just use tree branches. pine tree branches work really well. they are infinitely customizable, totally disposable and completely free..when you don't need them just throw them in the woods. when you need them, approach pine tree, select proper branch and detach. they also don't hurt to fall on, and are unlikely to get in the way when you throw your steezy new trick and eat shit. try it out, but its not for little posers, only cool kids.. i saw a kid doing it actually, and started talking shit.."nice poles bitch"..this kid threw the hugest spreadaffy though, and i immediately was hooked on these tree poles

 

[Da_Buddha]

instead of tree branches

 

[Mysterion]

dude..i don't know you but that's a really shitty post to make in response to mine..

 

[Mysterion]

don't threadjack people's threads who you don't know but who know you..n00b

 

[slottyboom]

hahahahaha
but it did take away focus of thread

i like the idea of tree branches+k

 

[Mysterion]

all joking aside, ive been using them and they provide the same feel as poles without the extra risk

 

[pjbauer]

i saw someone at my home mountain skiin with tree branches once

 

[Mysterion]

was he doing a daffy?

 

[Piste.Off]

this may be the dumbest thing i've heard all year

 

[Mysterion]

you may be the dumbest fag all year

 

[RudyGarmisch]

AHAHHAHA, SHITTY, GET IT?!??

 

[Mysterion]

Don't shit yourself laughing ROWEN..har har

 

[pjbauer]

no he was a fag sliding a flat box

 

[Mysterion]

hahaha lol...coming from the kid in this picture..

 

[Mysterion]

was this at loon by any chance?

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Seriously though, this is a incredibly retarded thread. Tree branches do not function as poles do.

 

[pjbauer]

waterville and this thread is super dumb

 

[S3B]

a broken off branch from a pine tree does not provide the same feel as a pole. please post pics/vid though, i'd love to see your poles in action,

peace

 

[Eric_D]

i honestly thought this was a joke at first. but now ever so sad to figure out that it wasnt. in no way whatsoever would tree branches ever be a sturdy nor suitable alternative to actual poles.