new people gettin shit

chucklehead

chucklehead

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im new to this site and there are games and shit where the new kids get labled as 'newbs'. sometimes the 'newbs' get so much shit for being new to the site. i havent seen much of that at this site which is cool...but i just thought that was super gay, and that people have to realize that we were all 'newbs' at one time.

 
^Shut up. I'm a newb. Everyone is a newb, except for the people that make a difference on the site, i.e. harvey, lateralis, cj, mattman, etc. you are nothing to anybody until you say something so cool that no one will forget it and it will be talked about for the next month.

That's how i've come to understand it.

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I'm liberal, just so you all know
 
your both fuckin idiots. im not a newb, because ive been here for awhile, and until you ahve butsex with one of us, you will continue to be a newb.

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

Me 'hey, theres a lot of clean people in there that i dont recognize.. must be tourists'

 
pointless.........

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
all of us were newbs at one point and sum still are. deal with it. it's like getting into a fraternity, except theres no point cause its the internet and u cant have good parties, u can only tell about them

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
i only became experienced about a week ago.

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

Me 'hey, theres a lot of clean people in there that i dont recognize.. must be tourists'

 
NOOB!

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well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.

Thanks,

Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down
 
thanks for the border matt^

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
and these kind of threads are the whole reason we don't like noobs.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
^pretty much

'its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha' - huckster989

'Everyday the biased scum-of-the-earth imbecile that is Bill O'Reilly never ceases to amaze me with his overall idiocy and lack of grey cells between his ears.' - trevorwoulddoit
 
Well, not the whole reason (PS I'm a noob by my own standards)

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
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by my standard, anybody past 11000 is or should be considered a 'newbie'. This includes me. But hey, you have to earn respect.

-Sara

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skihood.com
 
im a newb... or am i??

It was a foursome if you go by weight, but it was a two-and-a-half-some if you go by actual sexual activity
 
I've been on the site for a while, and I've just sort of learned to tune out all the bullshit (that takes a lot of work these days), including the whole 'newb' business. It's not how long you've been around, but what you contribute to the site. I've got a lot more respect for someone with 100 thoughtful posts than an ass monkey with 4000. Imagine if someone walked up to Turpin and said, 'What, you've only been skiing five years? Get off the hill, newb.'

Stacie: 'Aren't you going to open your gift?'

Wayne: 'If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.'
 
god damnit, why do newbs have to waste perfectly good forum space with this non sence bullshit.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
ya, this newb crap is bullshit. it's people who need to set themselvs higher then the rest because of their low self confidence.

-Pat Melvin

WBP|films

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
 
I think it's actually kind of funny to see people claim status by how many posts they have. The more posts I get, the bigger the loser I consider myself... it means I spend way too much time in front of a computer screen.

Stacie: 'Aren't you going to open your gift?'

Wayne: 'If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.'
 
kamikaze is right, its what u contribute to the site... u can sit around all day and make posts for a yr and think u should be respected? thats retarted. The ones who sould be respected are the ones that contribute the most, not make dumb comments that are worthless to everyone.

Red Sox rule
 
hey, how about u shut up? U say stuff thats not even worth hearing. U make us all dumber just listening to u? So what if i'm a newb? Big deal. At least i say stuff worth saying. Dont open ur mouth unless its worth saying.

Red Sox rule
 
What does it matter if i've been here a week or 2 yrs? Oh, i'm sorry i dont have 275 meanginless posts as u obviously do. I'll remember to say something dumb whenever i get the chance just like u. Then we can be equal, right?

Red Sox rule
 
Woah woah woah Kamikaze, hold the phone. I’ve been here for a very long time as well. I would consider a noob, if they are over 2500 member number. (note that I am, but this is not my first name).

Anyway, In 4 years I’ve been here, yes I’ve posted a shitload, but the fact of the matter is. Its 4 years….

I will contribute you NS, eventually when Harvey gets back from Whistler.

P.S. You're Articles are and everything you do on NS is awesome

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Lateralis’s famous Quotes

well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.

Thanks,

Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
Just because you have a lot of posts doesn't mean you post bullshit. Someone like HARVEY-LICKS-NUTS is a noob because they spammed over 9000 times.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
Noobs should just keep cool, dont get freaked about being stomped for being a noobie, when your respect, knoledge, and skill accumalates, then you wont be a noobie. All new people, whether on a team or in a community, a school, anything, they need to earn their respect. And they will be regarded as a noob and looked down upon. Keep it on the low if you dont wanna get beef.

C-Man
 
Yeah, I sorta agree that the noob thing is bullshit (and that's not just because I have 180 posts and am member #30000something... hahaha).

All over the internet are 'forums' like this one, inhabited by true losers who live in their mom's basement, eat cheetos for dinner, and masturbate constantly to furry porn. People like this also inhabit many internet forums, and since they have nothing else, they cling to their post count and member number like a kind of status symbol.

I thought this site was more mature than that. It's a skiing site, so most people here are probably active people who have lives outside the internet. So why do we still worry about who has more posts?

I come to this site for the discussion and not to be an elitist retard with member #50 and 20000 posts who makes fun of new people just because they're new. If they have something worthwhile to say, that's enough for me.

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My bunghole it goes RRRACACACAAA
 
^ your in the DL, any noob status has been revoked.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
^ yea even though some dipshit's are in the DL cult. (not you)

I still respect them.

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well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.

Thanks,

Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
^ yeah that is true, it can be easy for idiots to get in there sometimes.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Hold on I totally agrree w/ what you've guys just said but that kid up there said I have 200 somthing meaningless posts how the hell do you know what I've written you've been here a week

Yankees Suck

Patriots Super Bowl Champs
 
ridetweaks, we are not allowed to share that kind of information.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
^ bahaha, my bro's in it,woot.

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well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.

Thanks,

Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
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