New Old Spice Guy

Shark.

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is Fabio! Thoughts?
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I think they suck.
 
the black dude has it mastered

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gib·ber·ish/ˈjibəriSH/

Noun: Unintelligible or meaningless speech or writing; nonsense.

Jiberish:

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i'm too busy singlehandedly preventing an entire invading army of giant octopi from reaching land by throwing dump trucks at them while simultaneously rescuing small children from burning buildings. filming commercials was taking up too much of my time between all that and saving the rainforest.
 
their competition does a worse job. the way gilette tells it, you'd think you could clean oil spills by dumping body wash into the ocean every 16 hours. "it surround the dirt/odour in a Halo bubble shield and then neutralizes it with a molecular explosion. here's a crappy 3d animation that explains exactly how it works, except it's bullshit."
 
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