"Alright kiddies here is the deal with ordering the movie, since Montage Inc. has no budget we are basing the number of copies printed around the amount of movies that are pre-ordered. The ONLY way you can get the movie is if you pre-order it, so tell all your friends to pre-order it or get some buddies together and throw down on the movie then burn the shit out of it. pre-orders will be open on this site from Monday October 1st until November 1st and the ONLY way you will be able to get the movie is if you pre-order it. tell everyone you know, the movie will be $15 with free shipping in the U.S. $17 with free shipping in canada, and $20 with free shipping to europe, thants right, Montage is doin it big this year in all continents."
Wow, that's THE best thing I've read by a skimovie production team. I'm buying.