New mad libs

Chads gap, and realizes half way through that...

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
drops his pants and squeezes as hard as he can but.....

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
pushed him off of him so they could devise a plan to stop the evil doctor...

East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?
 
the doctor out the window and told him to...

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
landed on a fat man eating watermelon. so the doctor then...

East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?
 
A box of injured kittens. Then he proceeded to walk towards the porn shop in hopes of...

East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?
 
with a bunch of liquid around him and realized...

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
he wanted to eat

*~!Ski or die!~*

*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
 
but it was impossible because he had a mouth disease from the penny, he called the doctor and..

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Freeski live to ryde
 
and bought three movies...

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First one on the lift, last one off.

Bush-Cheney '04

Member of the Cult for Proud Americans

Member of the Political Cult
 
fuck you tard face

-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice

-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime

-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee

 
ketchup

*~!Ski or die!~*

*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
 
and he appears to be out of mustard, and hotdogs for that matter. so he grabs a knife and a roll of paper towl and heads to the bathroom.

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Freeski live to ryde
 
no penis...

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First one on the lift, last one off.

Bush-Cheney '04

Member of the Cult for Proud Americans

Member of the Political Cult
 
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