New M. Night Shyamalan movie

i've seen previews, it looks decent

If you ever catch on fire, don't look in the mirror, cause I bet that would really throw you into a panic!
 
unbreakable absolutely sucked balls

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
apparently some nerdy ass dude got his hands on the screenplay for his new movie over the internet, and he said that the surprise ending is really predictable, but thats just what I hear.

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They say you can rap about anything but Jesus

That means guns, sex, lies, video tapes

But if I talk about God my record won't get played?
 
he's probly just trying to sound like a genius to the world. even if it was predictable i probly couldn't figure it out, i suck at predicting movies. m. knight shymalan(sp?) rules, he's my favorite director other than tarantino.

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Not that it's THAT high a bar to overcome, but this certainly looks like the best movie from him thus far. Just a downright cool premise.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
i liked sign's better than his first two... in every one of his movies you can immediatley see what its about, seeing dead ppl, being unbreakable, signs/aliens, they all have a deeper meaning, but that is the basic plot... i cant figure this one out... i mean there is a red strip (blood) on the wooden (1700s) doors... then its some chick getting into her her attict, 'dont let them in' - let who in? witch hunt? village going nuts? crazy axe murder? jason? freddy? what?

4FRNT.

High Society.

Enom Headwear.

Sidewinder Sports.

'skiboarding is too hard for most people. i broke both of my legs and shattered my pelvis just strapping the leashes on.' - mommy
 
the movie looks like it would actually be pretty decent

Why don't u just go suck a fuck!.....'Oh really!? Tell me how exactly does one suck a fuck???

Your such a fuck ass! 'Did you just call me a fuck ass?! lol' *little girl comes in and says* Whats a fuck ass?

 
hopefully it can get back up to the level of sixth sense, that movie was real good. i liked the other ones but sixth sense was on another level.

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i like his stuff alot he has a really creative mind. I read some reviews about the movie and i guess peopel liked it. I think it comes out july 30th.

 
yeah, what is that?

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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis
 
the preview for it looked so good. his movies are always so sick too.

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I interviewed M. Night a few years ago in Toronto. Complete imbecile - I thought he was on coke but he really is that full of himself and makes that little sense.

 
He threw a lot of hand shapes. He used a terrible childbirth metaphor to describe the development of an idea. He talked about himself like he was supernatural - how he had an uncanny ability to 'run free with a pure vision' or something. I had twelve minutes of tape and I could only use two. I'd never bought his act beforehand but after that assignment I've just considered him a joke, a fluke, an Alan Ball x200.

 
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