Okay, here' the plan...you go and make up your own style of skiing that isn't derived from anything, snowboarding, skateboarding, rollerblading, surfing, football, ping pong, etc. and the rest of us will keep on doing what we're doing and we'll see who gets where and how far. Sound like a plan?
Here, hold on a second...let me go kill myself and then I'll be right back.
''The dead don't die unless they fuck with I.''