New helmet swag

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I don't know about that helmet, but goddamn do I love nutella. I know it's basically chocolate in a jar, but it has the goodness of hazelnuts and like 15 cups of milk in every container. Whatever the fuck it is, it provides me with the energy I need to start my day. Sometimes I put it on toast with a little bit of brown sugar and cinammon, but believe it or not I sometimes stir it into some vanilla yogurt too. Try that shit. It's also great on strawberries, melons and peaches. It's remarkably low calorie and delicious as fuck. If I had one wish, it would be to visit the nutella factory to see how exactly they make this magic happen. Holy shit I'm now craving nutella like a motherfucker. The open jar is just about empty, but I have another half dozen downstairs in the cellar. Got the lot of them for $15.99 at Costco, which might seem steep until you price it out. That's less than three dollars a jar. When the chinese finally lose their shit and launch the nukes, I'm going to be sitting pretty, because I'll be chilling in my basement watching That 70's Show on DVD and mowing down on some delicious, life-sustaining nutella. Anyway, that helmet looks pretty good I guess, but you've got to admit it'd look a whole lot better slathered in nutella. Thanks for listening.
 
So some guy was wearing one if these in a fridge the other day, my friend just shouted "fuck, it's the stig" the kid looked around and the realised that he didn't look as bad ass as he originally though.
 
This made my burst out laughing in the library...now i have to finish my research outside...
 
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A snowboarder once tried to snake my line. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
 
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just ordered mine, beyond stoked! BOOYA, my mom told me this is gonna match my north face fleece perfectly
 
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