NEW GRAB!

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Crystal-needs-a-park

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its new and incredible, the boot buckle grab. dont grab safety, just pop up there do your little spinny flippy thing and unbuvkle those boots while you do it. ive done it, its steezarific.

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numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
OMG!!1

Im waiting for someone to release their skis and pop back in in mid air

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SRMC

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haha, actually, me too.

i almost did one time; i hit a jump, and my ski released and slid down the hill, right to where i was landing. i tried to kick in as i landed, but of course not. the bindizzle ended up giving me a royal beating to my hip/kidney area. fucking low DIN.

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
what you gotta do is hit the big booter in your park, you know, the one that sends people away in helicopters daily, overshoot like its no ones buisness, and undo the straps, balls to the wall

die.
 
ive done the first part of that, it concussed me

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
ive actually done that in a front flip and rebuckled it before i landed. its pretty sweet

'The online store is now online'

-4FRNT Website
 
anyone else smell that bullshit?

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
I certainly do, it's gettin' deeper too

www.wolfcreekski.com

'he should go jump off a clif onto onto train tracks so he'll die twice' -Darksider17

'ur icon should die' -MARIAH
 
someone told me mercon and g.t. were tryin to unbuckle all their buckles on some flat rail at camp this summer. if i had an extra grand this summer i could have verified that.

 
damn I was there but I guess not at the right session, I would have liked to see that!

'It smells like Otto's Jacket!'

 
once my bro like took his ski off ine the air (by accident) when he was pullin like a 5 at sundae river and then he landed on his ski and just skiind away it was awesome

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
a kid at COC 2 years ago told me he was famous for doing a double ejection off his home mountain's biggest kicker. He also used to tell us he could do underflip 720's, he was a talker and he loved to boast. I think his name was J.J. Anyways a couple days after he said this crap, he was helicoptered off the glacier because he broke his hip bone trying a front flip. I guess he did a lawn dart right to his head.

Mike Rogge

Five-9 Productions
 
HAHAHA ^ LAWN DART !

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie
 
the bindings are hard to get off

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
richie paradise did a cab 9, lost his ski in mid air, and stomped the landing one ski at antigrav grail a couple years ago. he then cleared the money booter one ski. u can see it at sasfilms.com

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
I've seen boarders go off the lip with only 1 binding done up, and kick a free leg out from their board and then bring it back when landing. it looked like kind of a dumb trick.

 
^and one footed grinds.

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I always thought Bush steeze was when you go huge, then drop bombs on everyone watching you.

--west
 
it will look like your are taking a dump, bending down

Your signature has been changed to: (trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

Matt

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks

you guys on the east have mountains yet?-CJ
 
its called a smoke stack when you take you skis of and put them on in midair, its tanner's special trick in j-mos

'Aw fuck it Dude, lets go bowl'

slit throat

 
yes i'd love to see someone do that on skis, fuckin awesome take em' off and put em' back on in mid air haha! lovin' it

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In the shadows of darkness, I stand in the light.

-David

 
sammy made that up

MMMMMMMMUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIINNNNNNNN

If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush..

 
mike nick did a 720 and then poped his ski off, that was pretty sweet

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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

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this is where skiing is going today... one footed grinds, taking off your skis in the air.....

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
Reaps, when snowboarders do that its called judo, pretty basic stuff

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
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