New Girl: Zoey Deschanel

Her eyes make me cum buckets

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Yep. Except Katy's a homophobic, arrogant bitch that who isn't that pretty (she's got the boobs though), and Zooey has the most perfect blue eyes with dark hair and she is absolutely beautiful!
 
Definitely! Guy's so frigging hilarious!

"I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience".

So good! I thought I was pretty gay for watching, but apparently not. It's so funny.
 
would you like to see your wife getting it on with her? I know I would if I ever had a wife/girlfriend. I don't think any sane man would be bothered - quite the opposite actually.
 
Plural? Which other ones do you watch? I wouldn't even know any. I just watch Californication, Family Guy and now also New Girl because it's so funny.
 
I love when a Zooey thread pops up. You can't even call repost. Cause every inch of the thread is worth it. She's so damn sexy.

Also, I love Schmidt, he's hilarious.
 
Great show, believable characters that grow and a great mix of different humor, it's like a less contemporary and less referential Community.

On top of that, Zooey. On top of that, all the girls in this show are fucking babes. So that makes it...

11/10
 
This exactly. God I love this show so much. They're all sooo fucking funny in their own ways, and Zoey is a god damn babe. And Cicey. And Schmidt.
 
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