New Episodes of Family Guy

proZach

proZach

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ive noticed that many of the people posting here at newschoolers.com have family guy quotes in their signatures. i have been a fan of family guy for a couple of years and own both box sets. i was looking into the fox website and i was amazed to find they will be continuing the series on fox in january i believe. www.fox.com/familyguy/

 
and are making a feature length movie

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yeah we know they are making new episodes, or i did, it has been mentioned before, and look at my signature

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
i dont know about mentioning it before, i searched for family guy and nothing on new episodes came out. and a movie....WHAT... that is nuts

 
sweet there also making anew series called american dad from seth macfarlone the family guy creator, i hope it doesnt suck

 
tic tock tic tock

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you've got to run like an antelope; out of control
 
and apparently the movie is about stewie finding out hes gay

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Yeah I love Family guy. I see kids these days quoting it and saying how awesome it is, I was watching it from it's first episode to it's last. Wow, I'm so cool.

Pull up to the club, people be suspicious, white boys, light boys flashin all them riches, im feelin good in the hood with a brand new esc, the dutch in the stashbox just rollin on ex, went from flippin keys to flippin pique collaz up, spendin dollaz smokin trees like thats whats up
 
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