New Cult

ARMADAskier171: whats an american idot

Americanidot1314: who this

ARMADAskier171: this is ronald of Mcdonalds inc.

Americanidot1314: no rle

ARMADAskier171: i was just letting a McCustomer no about our new Mcdeals

ARMADAskier171: because word is your a McFatass

Americanidot1314: gge who this

ARMADAskier171: ronal i told u that

ARMADAskier171: ronald

Americanidot1314: ronald who

Americanidot1314: is this will

ARMADAskier171: So Mcfriend are you made fun of in McSchool because ur a McFatass

Americanidot1314: no not me and my six pack

ARMADAskier171: Yes we all no u can swallow a whole McSixpack

ARMADAskier171: so tell a McFriend whats and AmericanIdot... are u a McRetard as well as a McFatass

Americanidot1314: oo ur good

ARMADAskier171: can you answer my McQuestion or are u McStupid as well

Americanidot1314: r u

ARMADAskier171: am i McStupid.. no im ronald fucking McDonald you fucking McFatass

Americanidot1314: Will i no thiss is u

ARMADAskier171: who the hell is McWill McFatass

ARMADAskier171: well im out McFatass im on my way to a McFight against those tyranic McBastards over at Burger King... the McKing is mad because i fucked his McWife

smw0977: sup nigga

LiB BabikAyZ 624: whos this ?

LiB BabikAyZ 624: ??????

smw0977: this is raul from niskiyuna

LiB BabikAyZ 624: do i know you ?

LiB BabikAyZ 624: ?

smw0977: i always see u chilling at crossgates mall wit yo niggas

LiB BabikAyZ 624: im never at crossgates mall .. sroyy

LiB BabikAyZ 624: how did u even get my sn

smw0977: ive seen u there before, dont lie to me nigga, ok

smw0977: but i heard u were into buying some of my shiat

LiB BabikAyZ 624: what ? who the fuck are u seroiuslly ?

LiB BabikAyZ 624: im never at the mall so w.e

LiB BabikAyZ 624: amd what shit?

smw0977: this is raul, and do not lie to me nigga, i have connections

LiB BabikAyZ 624: um okay first of all watch how u talk to me . and im notlieing and i have no clue who u are and seriouslly im never at the mall like serouslly im neer there

smw0977: nigger.

LiB BabikAyZ 624: okay ur kool

smw0977: yeah, well go ahead, keep running ur mouth, watch wat happends

LiB BabikAyZ 624: oka y?

LiB BabikAyZ 624: i dont even no y

LiB BabikAyZ 624: u*

smw0977: all ims sayings is watch yo back

LiB BabikAyZ 624: hah okayyy

LiB BabikAyZ 624: ur soo kool IMing me and acting like u know me

LiB BabikAyZ 624: haah

smw0977: u think this is funny?

LiB BabikAyZ 624: i dont even know who u are or why u evenIMed me in the first place?

LiB BabikAyZ 624: why did u IM me ?

smw0977: i heard u wanted my shiat

LiB BabikAyZ 624: what is ur shiat?

smw0977: coke, weed, whateva u like

LiB BabikAyZ 624: all that stuff is gross

smw0977: what about x?

LiB BabikAyZ 624: nooo wayy

smw0977: cmon nigga u gotta want something

LiB BabikAyZ 624: no seroiuslyl i dont do anything like that

smw0977: gin or juice?

smw0977: u know u want sum, i got the good shiat

LiB BabikAyZ 624: i have my own connections for alcohol

smw0977: fuck u nigga im done wit chu

LiB BabikAyZ 624: dude i dont even no who u are
 
heres a little taste from yours truly JOIN NOW

sean9820 (9:45:13 PM): Hey!

DomesticLightHot (9:45:23 PM): hi?

sean9820 (9:45:51 PM): Its Chris!, i have been seaching for your aim for so long but i finallly found you!

sean9820 (9:45:57 PM): do you remember me?

DomesticLightHot (9:46:11 PM): Chris who...?

DomesticLightHot (9:46:13 PM): I know tons of Chris's

sean9820 (9:46:34 PM): Guess you silly goose, cant you tell which one?;-)

DomesticLightHot (9:46:55 PM): ?

sean9820 (9:47:07 PM): ok ok hint, i got to csu

DomesticLightHot (9:47:18 PM): Most of my friends named Chris go to CSU

sean9820 (9:47:39 PM): Lets just say i have a huge crush on you...:-*

sean9820 (9:47:46 PM): narrow it down???

DomesticLightHot (9:47:52 PM): Haha, no.

DomesticLightHot (9:47:54 PM): Just tell me

sean9820 (9:48:03 PM): Ahhhh no fun!

sean9820 (9:48:13 PM): I know you know...

sean9820 (9:48:47 PM): last week i was watching you , while "pretending" to read a book lol!

DomesticLightHot (9:49:02 PM): What?

sean9820 (9:49:32 PM): i was! i cant get enough of you

sean9820 (9:49:51 PM): and i diddnt want to be too aggresive if we hung out now, im so nervous...

DomesticLightHot (9:50:21 PM): When were you "watching me"?

sean9820 (9:50:36 PM): this week...but never mind that

sean9820 (9:50:39 PM): here would you want to go get some coffee on campus sometime this week and you can find out which chris i am?

DomesticLightHot (9:50:53 PM): No, you need to tell me.

sean9820 (9:51:11 PM): comon this could be SO Romantic!

DomesticLightHot (9:51:21 PM): And it could be SO bad at the same time.

DomesticLightHot (9:51:22 PM): So tell me.

sean9820 (9:51:35 PM): dont worry you know me well enough to go have a cup of joe!

DomesticLightHot (9:51:44 PM): But I don't know that.

sean9820 (9:51:45 PM): ill tell you that much

DomesticLightHot (9:51:48 PM): So prove it.

sean9820 (9:52:00 PM): ahhh i love games too much missy!

sean9820 (9:52:27 PM): tomorrow 3.30 lets meet and have a cup shall we?

DomesticLightHot (9:52:34 PM): Nope

DomesticLightHot (9:52:50 PM): Tell me who you are.

DomesticLightHot (9:53:00 PM): Give me a legit picture or a last name

DomesticLightHot (9:53:05 PM): Or no deal.

sean9820 (9:53:12 PM): its not like i could take you away from a public place, dress into womens clothing and rub lipstick all over my body while you are tied to a chair

sean9820 (9:53:40 PM): okok picture

DomesticLightHot (9:53:41 PM): But, if you know me, you'd know I'd prefer to know.

DomesticLightHot (9:53:50 PM): and it better be a real picture.

sean9820 (9:53:52 PM): but thats IT!

DomesticLightHot (9:54:03 PM): You may say you know me, but I'd like to know who you are.

sean9820 (9:54:28 PM): ok picure on the waY!

sean9820 (9:54:51 PM): heres from a all hallows eve party last year

9:55:02 PM: Attempting to directly connect to Domesticlighthot.

DomesticLightHot (9:55:15 PM): gimme a sec

DomesticLightHot (9:56:07 PM): promise it's not a virus?

DomesticLightHot (9:56:11 PM): I don't even know who you are

9:56:20 PM: You are no longer directly connected to Domesticlighthot.

sean9820 (9:56:22 PM): YES!

sean9820 (9:56:28 PM): its not just connect

sean9820 (9:56:45 PM): im not THAT kinky :-[

DomesticLightHot (9:56:46 PM): and I better be able to see your face

sean9820 (9:56:51 PM): yes yes yes

sean9820 (9:57:46 PM): you gonna connect or what?

9:57:53 PM: Attempting to directly connect to Domesticlighthot.

9:58:00 PM: You are now directly connected to Domesticlighthot.

sean9820 (9:58:00 PM):
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sean9820 (9:58:15 PM): reconize me?

Domesticlighthot (9:58:25 PM): nope

9:58:31 PM: You are no longer directly connected to Domesticlighthot.

sean9820 (9:58:37 PM): well will you still meet me?

sean9820 (9:59:23 PM): you threw garbage away the other day when i was tracking you and i took it out and licked the straw all over

DomesticLightHot (9:59:57 PM): what?

DomesticLightHot (9:59:59 PM): tell me your last name and I'll consider meeting you

sean9820 (10:00:20 PM): Chris Porter

sean9820 (10:00:29 PM): Now Meet Me BEAUTIFUL

DomesticLightHot (10:00:41 PM): I said I'd considerit

DomesticLightHot (10:00:50 PM): I don't have to give you a definite answer

sean9820 (10:00:51 PM): PLEASE I NEED THIS!

sean9820 (10:01:08 PM): I CANT GO MUCH LONGER WITH MR JIM JIM

DomesticLightHot (10:01:18 PM): Mr Jim Jim?

sean9820 (10:01:35 PM): STAY OUT OF MY PERSONAL LIFE!

DomesticLightHot (10:01:53 PM): Then don't IM me.

sean9820 (10:01:54 PM): Now Will You Meet me or NOT

DomesticLightHot (10:01:58 PM): No.

sean9820 (10:02:03 PM): WHY?

DomesticLightHot (10:02:04 PM): Not after that little outburst.

sean9820 (10:02:09 PM): STOP

sean9820 (10:02:15 PM): ILL NEVER STOP TRACKING YOU

sean9820 (10:02:22 PM): JUST AGREE

DomesticLightHot (10:02:25 PM): No.

sean9820 (10:02:26 PM): AND ILL STOP

DomesticLightHot (10:02:28 PM): No.

sean9820 (10:02:43 PM): AND BRING A PAIR FOR UNDERWEAR AND A HAIR LOCK

DomesticLightHot (10:02:56 PM): No.

sean9820 (10:03:01 PM): YES

sean9820 (10:03:07 PM): OR ILL STEAL IT

DomesticLightHot (10:03:12 PM): No, you won't.

sean9820 (10:03:15 PM): WHEN YOU SLEEP

DomesticLightHot (10:03:36 PM): Not if you can't get in.

sean9820 (10:03:43 PM): I HAVE CONNECTIONS WITH THE LUNCH LADIES YOU KNOW!

DomesticLightHot (10:04:15 PM): Lunch ladies huh?

sean9820 (10:04:27 PM): Just ONE date thats all i need, to smell that pretty smell your hair has...

sean9820 (10:04:46 PM): Yes luch ladies, you think this is a joke?!

DomesticLightHot (10:05:06 PM): No, I will not date you.

sean9820 (10:05:10 PM): I NEED THIS

sean9820 (10:05:34 PM): what can i do for you to agree

DomesticLightHot (10:05:38 PM): Nothing

sean9820 (10:06:03 PM): Please baby im going crazy about you

DomesticLightHot (10:06:14 PM): You don't even know me.

DomesticLightHot (10:06:26 PM): How did you get my screen name?

sean9820 (10:06:27 PM): I know more about you then you know...

sean9820 (10:06:41 PM): NONE OF YOUR BIZNESS WOMAN

DomesticLightHot (10:06:53 PM): It was my business when you IMed me

sean9820 (10:07:04 PM): Because I LOVE YOU!

DomesticLightHot (10:07:19 PM): NO, you don't.

sean9820 (10:07:37 PM): Oh No mr jim jim is coming i have to go

sean9820 (10:07:46 PM): I will SEE you tomorrow...

DomesticLightHot (10:07:50 PM): No, you won't.

sean9820 (10:07:52 PM): good bye my love

DomesticLightHot (10:08:03 PM): Who are you?

sean9820 (10:08:04 PM): i know your route everyday

DomesticLightHot (10:08:09 PM): Do you?

sean9820 (10:08:15 PM): YES GOOD BYE

sean9820 (10:08:21 PM): 3.30 SHARP

sean9820 (10:08:30 PM): BE THERE OR ELSE

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