NEW CANADA!

bahahahahaha. you canadians are so jealous of americans that you are trying to claim our states to try to better your country. i laughed so hard when someone wanted to take california. that one of the states that would never fit in with canada. california is warm, densly populated, and diverse. canada is cold, has like 30 million in the second biggest country in the word, and is whiter than the rocky mountains in january.
 
I don't think the canadians are jealous of america. I think they just want WA, OR, and AK. That's 3 states. And the americans are going along with it cause we hate america and canada is the shit. I want to live in BC, and I would poop my pants with joy if this actually happened.
 
that would be like the sickest place in the world for skiing. YOu should incude montana and wyoming too
 


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Nope. Utah stays as good 'ol 'merica.

Unless Canada has legal bud. Then I'm on board with New Canada!
 
leave south dakota but we will gladly take oregon utah colorado and washington in return those states will have cheaper health care
 
Cascadia. Please.

Cali cant because of LA and Hollywood. Maybe North Cali, with San Fran being the extreme boarder.

Nevada, no. I'm sorry. You're too much like a third world country. We'll send aid though.

Idaho, yes, but not that southern shit, we need the panhandle. The south is pretty boring anyways, and it smells bad.

Montana, up to glacier is cool, and maybe Great Falls, if we're feeling generous and want a vacation spot that reminds us of the south.

Oregon, you're a bit strange, like that weird cousin Bartholomew, but yeah, sure, you have a sweet backyard.

BC, you're in for sure. Thanks for the weed.

Alaska, sure, why not with global warming. Your rednecks, but whacko enough to separate.

Hawaii would be nice, but nah, way to touristy. Cascadia will but island chain in Micronesia and make it our state.

Yukon, if you can provide the beer, sure.

Alberta... I dunno. maaaaaybe...

What I left out; OFFER SOMETHING OR GTFO
 
I believe it was the great Peter Griffin who said "Canada sucks!". (Obviously since they apparently want so much US territory)
 
Eastern and Western Washington need to be two different states. Eastern washington keeps gettin fucked over by you city slicker folk... and dyke gregiore
 
no fuck that we want part of this new great country just not the old one

new canada should just be all of canada chilling with all of america exept washington and we just laugh at bush in his big useless house! wait fuck that were taking the white house too, we can throw some crazy partys in there and finaly hot box the oval office!!! well give the usa hawai instead. they will have to change their name to the Unique State of America!
 
aye not cool man. I live in New england but if i were considered canadian i would be happy. Could we be french speaking. I already speak french so i will fit in. Or i can just move when i get out of high school and go to college in Canada or Utah
 
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