never pass out at a part!

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AJ_concepts

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yeah so i was at a party this past weekend...and this kid passed out, and all the kids at the party shaved off his eye browes, and colored all over his face and legs, and arms....with permanent marker...i felt bad for the kid, cept its kinda his fault for passing out at a party....it was kinda funny looking tho.

so rule of thumb...never pass out at a party

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we shaved his legs too. he passed out in the grass at like 9 30. we had to.

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well those are the rules. there needs to be some form of punishment for not holding your alcohol. public humiliation seems appropriate to me.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
^yeah, but shaving eyebrows? there has to be a line somewhere.

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just make sure the kid isnt dead. there was some frat house at CU that made somekid drink to much and drew on all this jewish hate stuff all over him (cuz he was jewish) and he ended up dead so the frat boys tried to hide the permenant marker, but they got caught, stupid buffs

summertime....and the livin's easy

oh well
 
^^^ holy shit i never heard about that. they musta thought those kids were hardcore nazis.

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...ye but he looked like the kid from apt pupil.......

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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
 
theirs one GOLDEN RULE when parting...

if someone is passed out with their shoes on you know their fucked up and you can proceed to mess with them.

on the other hand if someone is passed out and their shoes are off you know they got a little tired and responsibly are taking a break. so dont fuck with them or its on when they wake.

so if ur in control tak ethe shoes off but if you cant even get ur shoes off and u pass out prepare to get ravaged on.

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^its just a rule man, atleast at our fraternity house thats how it always went down...

most people pass out at parties and dont take their shoes off because they are just passed out and waiting to feel better and leave. too fucked up to even function, those are the people that need some pranks pulled on them haha.

if you take your shoes off and then pass out its basically saying your just too tired to drive but need a place to sleep so dont fuck with me im just tired.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
one dude got his brow shaved off, just one, he looks funny, he told his mom he lost in poker

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so heres one. some german guy told me about this one. you jerk off in a condom and use a pen to put it into passed out guys ass about halfway.

 
dude, what the hell?!?!?!

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one of my friends went up to his sisters college, uconn, and he passed out and ended up in a bathroom with his entire head shaved and they wrote i passed out at uconn on the back of his head

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^haha see should have taken the shoes off, noone would mees with him.

and they should have made a tatto on his head that said he passed out ahhaha

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
one time i was at a party and i wasn't passed out, just defensless because i was so drunk, and my friend drew a huge ass dick with balls on my face in permanent marker. Then one time I passed out with my freind on a futon and these guys shat on a plate and put it under our bed

did that make any sense?
 
just don't fall asleep. You must be a retard to fall asleep at a party.

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falling asleep is a lot different than passing out bro

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yeah, you gotta go to bed sometime. We pretty much leave passed out people alone, 'cause everybody gets passed out drunk sometimes. We try to show a little compassion, they'll feel it in the morning anyways.

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does this not remind anybody else of emil coty? damn people, it was the funniest seg ever!

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i agree with the shoe thing. seems fair to me.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
I was at a party and my friend MJ was standing by the front door by all the shoes, and she pulled down her pants and started pissing all over everyones shoes! I was stunned and couldnèt respond until she was done, and then john came over and danced in it singin �ts a piss party!!1 oh yeahh!¨

it was hilarious

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hahah my lightweight friend passed out at 830 hes such a douche to control. He ripped like 3 of my posters and shit. I slapped the hell out of him and then he fell asleep. Anyone know what im talking bout those type of people.

on the first day of school i wok eup late at my friends house so i was hurrying really fast to get ready and i ran into her bedroom and i tripped over the wheeel on her bed frame and flew forward landing face first into a pile of her dirty thongs-Public_Enenmy0255

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