Never have I ever...

[Dr_Feelgood]

stolen a car

GO

 

[FrenchToastMafia]

never have i ever bone anyones mom, except Dr_Feelgood

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

played this game on the internet?

 

[_steffen_]

put my penis in a vagina

 

[Zoro]

played guitar hero behind my head and between my legs at the same time

 

[Dr_Feelgood]

word, neither have i

 

[natedogg789435]

i just drank a alot of beer. considering thats how you play it with alc

 

[Logey.]

not liked a lil wayne song

burnt my dick

not fell while skiing

 

[Tasche]

gotten so excited about a weather balloon.

 

[pomme-de-terre]

my friend nate won a contest once because he played some song on guitar hero, on expert, with the guitar held behind his head, and he was facing away from the TV

never have i ever masturbated to a picture of owen wilson

 

[captaincrunch]

landed a lincoln loop........................yet.

 

[bout_it]

that shit had me pumped.

 

[rj.]

Never have i ever... raped dr. feelgood's mother's dead body after i stabbed her with forks day after day while she was pregnant with 9 of my children and locked in the shed outback.

 

[Zoro]

she was pregnant with 10 of your children as i remember.

 

[debrickshaw]

this

 

[user098123]

Seen a worse thread.

 

[captaincrunch]

win. im out.

 

[J.Braun]

woke up in another state under a bed wearing a leapord skirt from my friends mom

 

[switchieski]

woke up my laptop to find i was wearing my friend as his mom^ zingpow

 

[k-rob]

gone snowboarding.

 

[Frank_Spinatra]

two truths and a lie is more entertaining. anyone in favor of altering the thread?

 

[captaincrunch]

word. you go first.

 

[rj.]

this is true to some extent although right after i released inside of her i cut her open

what?

 

[cultrara]

lost the game

damn, I just diod

 

[cultrara]

did

 

[ThaLorax]

wait, you can't really play this on the internet.... at all.

 

[Frank_Spinatra]

I have duel US/German citizenship

I have never broken a bone

I have flown a plane

 

[cultrara]

ummmm... broken a bone?

 

[SockPuppet]

Tried any form of illegal substance.

 

[1337]

broken a bone

 

[p-fo]

should i make an official 2 truths/ 1 lie thread?

 

[cultrara]

this one is allready converting so no

 

[PAuL_Hellar]

never have i ever read such a dumb thread

 

[no_steeze]

eaten 3 children in one sitting, maybe next year when i'm a bit bigger

 

[p-fo]

i have smoked weed

im not a virgin

my tall tee size is xxl

 

[p-fo]

shit. i reversed it. my bad

 

[PAuL_Hellar]

obviously the lie is the tall tee xxl tall everbody noes 6x is as small as anyone goes

 

[p-fo]

i switched it accidentally remember? so now you have to guess the 1 truth...

 

[Frank_Spinatra]

im not a fuckin' german.

 

[crunkasfuck]

woken up in a car you thought was yours in a gurage that wasent yours, stumbled out to be tackeled by a old man in his front yard. after he checked to see nothing was stolen he then lets you go.

 

[PAuL_Hellar]

ur not a virgin

 

[soulskier]

left north america

 

[Jamestown]

Tossed someone's salad.

Start drinking...

 

[soulskier]

will do

 

[Dr_Feelgood]

haha likewise

 

[hartig]

never have i ever seen a shittier, more confusing thread than this one while browsing NSG.

 

[B-VUR]

Gotten diarrhea from eating buffalo wild wings...jk i do all the time!

 

[KFRADtheLaxBro]

i have never skiied in powder..........

 

[squibble]

i have never eaten upside down