Never getting a fucking haircut again

Break into the barbers house with rubber gloves, a halloween mask, and 15-20 pounds of elaphant shit. Moist elaphant shit. In a bucket. When the barber comes home stand at the top of the stairs and wait until they are about half way up. Start playing a tape of jungle noises, jump out and start chanting a war cry. AIAIAIAIAIAIAI. Reach into the bucket and start unloading shit all over them (extra points for face shots.) Chase them until they threaten you with a gun or drive away in there car. Dump the left over shit on thier yard and light it on fire. Open all the windows and doors of thier house, and haul ass to a preditermined safe place. Crash there for a few days because who are probably wanted for numerous felonys.
 
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