NEVER DIE ALONE: This is Painful to think About

Infantz16

Infantz16

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Ok. i am not a fan of Hollywood. i don't like the actors, i don't like the image, i don't like their political views. but words cannot describe my angst at the movies they are churning out. they seem adept at turning out movies that are clearly shitty 2-hour-long mind-rapings. why?

Never Die Alone. What can be said? the site describes this movie as 'a richly literate film noir...' Hmmmm, maybe this would be believable if the site was not also spewing the god-awful noise pollution that is the music of DMX. seriously, how can any movie take itself seriously if DMX is the main character? have you ever seen this man act? its like a fish trying to ride a bike-just totally incompatible. dear lord.

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If a body catch a body coming through the rye...
 
dmx is annoying as hell..thats why i wont see that movie..and the fact that so many people are drunk off the hip hop/gangsta image that they have to go see these movies...and hollywood takes full advantage and makes so many of them

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
It's all about making money. You paid to see it, didn't you? I've never heard about this movie but I congratulate Hollywood on making something so bad (if it really is as bad as you say it) but at the same time popular.

 
money money money.......

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
i dont like actors either cuz the way they act, but if i was making 20million bucks for a steady 4 months of shooting, i think id be a different person

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
agreed

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

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Dude, I have not been to a movie for 5-6 yrs,it's been about 4yrs since I last rented one,and I stopped watching tv in 97......it is all complete garbage......99.7% of hollywood movies are an insult to my intelligence

 
Mr. Cranky's Review

This film might appeal to people who sit on street corners waiting for squirrels to get run over by cars. It's just a litany of nastiness and ugliness that will probably be received warmly by ex-cons, wife-beaters and corporate executives.

Undoubtedly, many people remember the scene from 'Pulp Fiction' where Uma Thurman's character snorts heroin thinking that it's cocaine, forcing John Travolta to drive her to Eric Stoltz's house for the needle to the heart. In this film, snorting heroin instead of coke is one of its big jokes. It's King David's (DMX) way of getting back at ex-girlfriends and generally making women do what he wants. When David gets really annoyed, he replaces the heroin with battery acid. It's really a laugh-a-minute.

David narrates this story from the grave, so at least the film has a happy ending. His story is intertwined with the story of Michael (Michael Ealy), who's largely responsible for David's death, and Paul (David Arquette), to whom David leaves his car and some tapes that detail his despicable exploits.

We flash back to the episodes of his life, which are stunningly dull. Mostly, it's a lot of watching the tattoo on DMX's back shift around as he has sex with various women. Perhaps the most insidious thing is that DMX narrates the whole thing, trying to provide some kind of retarded moral guidance or lack of moral guidance or whatever. I can't recall a single interesting thing he said the entire time.

Of various forms of torture that I would like to avoid, following David Arquette anywhere ranks right up there. The guy appears to have two distinct acting styles: hyperactive chimp and sedated chimp. Here, he's the sedated chimp, a writer creating a story from King David's tapes. He seems to have no clue that he's the only one who thinks they're interesting.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
ahhaa fish riding a bike

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
its sad how much money hollywood can produce by making such dumb movies. way too many people just have bad taste. there are still plenty of good movies though, so you can just easily avoid the crap ones.

mean people suck

'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410

 
Yeah it is pithetic how bad movies are becoming now. There are some amazing ones, but in general they all suck now. They have stepped up the suckiness over the last couple years ever since 'The Fast and the Furious' when American decided being ghetto and gangsta is TOTALLY AWESOME, DUDE! How about that movie where the kid fixes some chicks car if she will go out with him to make him popular? are you fucking KIDDING me? Movies. BAH TO THEM!

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
now porn movies, they have the best acting in the world in these fuckers, well not really but they do have hung men and super hot bitches who get their spokes busted and glazed like donuts

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
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