alpinecowboy84
Active member
i'm sure this has been posted before, but i don't care because anyone that doesn't know should.
a month ago or so my friend stumbled home from the bar on his birthday bombed out of his brain. he made himself a plate of brownies and turned on the tv - to which he saw the infamously enticing girls gone wild infomercial. after taping this over his chapelle show tape for over a half hour, he had an epiphany that led him to call up and order the dvds for himself. a few weeks later a glossy set of two dvds showed up in his mailbox: endless spring break and an extra one titled 'crazy college coeds' or something of that nature. i was in the middle of studying for finals so i didn't have time to watch it when it arrived. i asked him later how it was, he said he hadn't watched all of it, in fact only a few minutes of it. he just didn't seem too interested. after questioning his sexuality i drove over and snatched them for myself. i came home and popped them into our shitty dvd player. it was then that i discovered the enormous scam that is 'girls gone wild':
this peice of shit that cost 15 bucks might be the worst edited bunch of shoddy footage that i've ever seen. essentially what you'll is a bunch of horny losers with cameras that stroll around the beach trying to negotiate with drunk girls in the hopes that they might show their tits. i spent most of the time in fast forward because it was so boring watching these guys try to barter with ggw t shirts. there aren't even all that many hot girls. the parties aren't crazy and it really doesn't even make mexico look all that tight - if you've ever been you'd know that its pretty hard to do that. the whole video seems like they just got a bunch of footage but then never edited any of it, like they just shoved it on a dvd and sent it to drunk suckers like my friend. bottom line, don't buy it - support your local porn dealer if you want some naked girls. its probably not as cheap, but you'd probably get a much better bang for your buck.
i shall proceed and continue to rock the mic
a month ago or so my friend stumbled home from the bar on his birthday bombed out of his brain. he made himself a plate of brownies and turned on the tv - to which he saw the infamously enticing girls gone wild infomercial. after taping this over his chapelle show tape for over a half hour, he had an epiphany that led him to call up and order the dvds for himself. a few weeks later a glossy set of two dvds showed up in his mailbox: endless spring break and an extra one titled 'crazy college coeds' or something of that nature. i was in the middle of studying for finals so i didn't have time to watch it when it arrived. i asked him later how it was, he said he hadn't watched all of it, in fact only a few minutes of it. he just didn't seem too interested. after questioning his sexuality i drove over and snatched them for myself. i came home and popped them into our shitty dvd player. it was then that i discovered the enormous scam that is 'girls gone wild':
this peice of shit that cost 15 bucks might be the worst edited bunch of shoddy footage that i've ever seen. essentially what you'll is a bunch of horny losers with cameras that stroll around the beach trying to negotiate with drunk girls in the hopes that they might show their tits. i spent most of the time in fast forward because it was so boring watching these guys try to barter with ggw t shirts. there aren't even all that many hot girls. the parties aren't crazy and it really doesn't even make mexico look all that tight - if you've ever been you'd know that its pretty hard to do that. the whole video seems like they just got a bunch of footage but then never edited any of it, like they just shoved it on a dvd and sent it to drunk suckers like my friend. bottom line, don't buy it - support your local porn dealer if you want some naked girls. its probably not as cheap, but you'd probably get a much better bang for your buck.
i shall proceed and continue to rock the mic
