need to get my room mate back big time

freeskiing04

freeskiing04

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my room mate got this kid on the floor to bring his huge amp and blast the guitar when i fell asleep by the TV earlier today. everyone was standing there as i woke up. how do i get him back?

-Ira

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i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
hmm theres a few possibilities i have in mind, how bad do u wanna get him?

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

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friend... however this plan all depends on throwing shit in a window if not then it can still work just not as well. its called an airhorn grenade. get a goooood airhorn like a badass one, like boating quality. u follow?, then get a piece of duct tape about 5 inches long. if you have access to a window, stand outside at about 4:15 am. hit the horn and put the tape over the button. toss that shit into the window and watch him freak the fuck out, i promise he'll have no idea whast going on.

now if u cant get it in the window, jsut use the door, with the same plan but u can get caught much easier since everyone else on ur floor is gonna get pissed. happy hunting

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

Park Life Clothing
 
don't forget that airhorns are generally used for emergency evacuations, fires, and AIR FUCKING RAIDS. mmmmmmmmk? so when you do that, basically you wake up everyone within a mile radius, probably get older people calling the cops about the end of the world/nuclear warefare, then the cops come, and arrest your sorry ass.

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I like that one.

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air horns can be heard from a mile away, in the right conditions, i know that over the water they can easely be heard over the water.

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Some girl in my biology class.

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jizz in his ear and put a pube in his mouth

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r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lips

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yeah, freeze a couple dozen cans of shaving cream, then put em in his drawers, car, bed, anything you can find

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when he falls asleep duct tape him to his bed, or put him on a chair and duct tape him to that chair, and just put him in the hall

Jeff

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poop inside his pillow but make sure u flatten it out so he won't feel it but only smell it

TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW
 
mimic Cartman from that South Park episode where he seeks revenge on Scott Titterman for selling cartman his pubes... so that would involve training a pony to bite off his weiner, then getting some farmer to shoot his parents, steal the bodies and chop them up and make chile with their body parts, make the kid eat the chile of his dead parents and get his favorite band ever to come say that he's a pussy. anyone else who's seen it knows what i'm talking about, lol.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
^that episode is hillarious.

I say poop in a ziploc baggy and put it in his bag or coat pocket or something.

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how about planting dead roaches in his bed

Jesus said, 'Lucky is the lion that the human will eat, so the lion

becomes human. And foul is the human that the lion will eat, and

the lion still will become a human.'

 
^not enough evil in that plan buddy

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

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wait till his parents come to visit him then leave a couple dozen porno mags lying around the room in various places.

fat people should avoid buffets

 
^gay porno mags

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

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Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

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haha right on... only thing is i'd have to buy them

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
oh man, so many options...

Just slip a bottle rocket into his back pocket while you're going to breakfast or something, then quickly light in and when it goes off (or his clothes set on fire and start burning him alive) just dive away and freak out like it's the end of the world...

It's funny when their stoned. We used to do it to people at my school last year...

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pee in his underwear drawer. Find those prank stickers that say stuff, put on that says 'I love gay porn' on the back of his car. ummm. Put a rattlesnake in his car. ummm let's see, you could....get him drunk and push him out of a window

did that make any sense?
 
Since he is your room-mate, i would just highjack his computer and put a picture of something gross on his background (IE tubgirl) This is very effective if he has a laptop and brings it to class on a regular basis.

Another computer related prank

Change his intro .wav file to a girl having an orgasm. So instead of having a melodic song, you'll have a girl screaming out to sounds of love.

If your door open inwards you can penny his door shut. This is done by jamming pennies between the door and door frame from outside. Once you have jammed a shitload of pennies, there will be enough backforce that it pinchs the doorknob bolt inside the door frame. Works best if you lube up the doorknob first so he no grip.

if he wasn't your room-mate or if you want to prank somebody else these are fun

this only works if the door opens in which most dorm rooms do. Fill a giant garbage can full of water and lean it against his door. Helps to prop it up with something because 30 gallons of water is sorta heavy. once it's propped/lean up against the door. knock and run like hell. they will open up the door and 30 gallons of water flood his room.

or

make a big envelope with a whole on each side. make a tube for your mouth on one side and a slit on the other. fill the envelope with something powder like (baby powder,corn starch, baking soda, flour, powder sugar) slide the end with the slit under the door and blow real hard on the side with the tube. you'll be able to fill his room with a big cloud that is a bitch to clean up

 
yeah one other thing is he's always blazed too

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
while youre at it, you may as well do the grandma too

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

 
Wait till mid-terms or finals, then do this

1. Cover every possible surface that he is going to touch with vasoline, (toilet, various door handles, ex.)

2. Penny shut his door.

3. Saran Wrap his car.

4. Rub vasoline on windows of car.

This will easily make this the worst day of his life garunteed.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
man this is what you gotta do... pretend to be nice and make him pancakes and juice one morning and while your making the pancakes cut some gooch hairs and pubes off and mix them in with the pancakes and then pour some x lax into his oj... you will be sure to laugh

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shave off your pubes, and put em in his sandwich, he'll be sure to never screw with you again. or jizz in a milk shake. he'll never know, but you will, and thats all that matters

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

 
hahaha... only thing is i don't want it to be tooo bad cause i gotta live with him

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
jizz in a milkshake, like i said he'll never know, hehehe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

 
haha i actually laughed from that one..

THIS IS FOR ANOTHER ROOM UR NOT IN

if u want to get em good take a brown bag from the supermarket or w/e fill the bottom half with shaving cream and leave the top half flat. when hes sleeping slide the top half thats flat underneath the fuckers door leaving the filled up inflated end outside and jump on that bitch hard... it will blow his room full of shiiiit.. and then drop the bullhorn in that bitch. imagine that? or park his car in between two trees biatch

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put his finger in a cup of water or toothpaste under his nose. that makes him piss himself.

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I sell ice in the winter, fire in hell, Im a hustler, baby, I sell water to a well.

Skis of 2005 here!

 
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