Need ideas to screw with my roommate

wrap all his shit in aluminum foil, should look something like this:

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my buddies did this to one of their roommates, they also decided tons of sticky notes would be a nice touch
 
kill him and take his kidneys and sell them on the black market, then use that money to higher a mexican to take his body and bury his body, then send a letter to his grave that sais "i got you good fucker"
 
cut holes in his matress so the springs pop through and poke him

superglue his textbooks to the table, his shoes to the floor, and his pillow to his face

 
take his phone and hide it in a really good spot and keep calling it but make it so he doesnt know your the one calling it so he flips out looking for his phone

buy a super shitty ringtone on his phone turn on his alarm for durring a class so it goes off in the middle of class and he gets embarrased
 
Put Nair or Honey into his shampoo.

when hes inside his room, you can fill the crack of his door with pennies, and the door wont open.

When hes away, buy a bulk bag of popcorn kernels and spend the day making popcorn, and fill his room to the ceiling.

Hide a dead fish really really well.

^ thats a dirty one.

buy some milk, and wait a long time till its bad, and when he buys fresh stuff, replace it with the expired stuff after hes used it once, he wont understand how it went bad in 1 day.

Put tubgirl as his desktop background

dump snow on his face in the middle of the night, he wont know what the fuck is happening. make sure not to turn the light on, keep it dark.

fill a bag with flour or pancake mix, slide it under his door, and attach one end to a bike pump, then pump it up until it bursts, spraying flour all over his room.

that shoudl eb enough for him to want to kill you,.

 
that is true, he also says he is really good at skiing, but i know he isnt and he asked me what skies to buy and i almost have him convinced to get snowblades
 
Another good one like that is make his desktop a gay porn site or whatever. To do this, go into the display settings, then click the "desktop" tab, then click "customize desktop", now click the "web" tab, then press "new" and a window will pop up asking for a URL, copy and paste a URL and press "ok", make sure the new URL's box is ticked off and there are no others ticked and voila, your roommates background will be whatever you want it to be.
 
oh and in the customize desktop box in the "web" tab make sure you have "lock desktop items" box unchecked so you can make the site cover the whole background. heres a video on how to do it as well,

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theres no explanation to accompany the video so you'll have to either look very very closely at the very low quality video, or use my explanation alongside the video
 
the mlik one is pretty good.

or you know make a hole in his garbage bags.

so when he takes them out it empties on the floor.

 
i heard of a guy that poked holes in his roommates condoms with a needle...you could do that if you were a real asshole, but i wouldnt
 
If you have separate toilets just pour clear jello mix or clear gelatin into the toilet, hopefully he takes a shit and doesn't realize it. Either way he's got some nasty ass scooping to do!
 
Before he goes to class, set his startup sound on his laptop to some nasty ass lama gay porn sounds. So when he turns it on in class everyone will look at him and laugh.
 
fill a toilet half full of jello, let it harden, shit then fill it the rest of the way with jello, make sure its clear jello
 
or even better you could take a shit in it then mix clear gelatin so he has a piece of shit covered in jello in his tiolet
 
Ok, go to the store and get one of those little blowhorn things with the little can attached. Take it to the fridge with some string. Place the top of the horn firmly under one of the fridge racks. Tie the string to the door and to the horn. Once you open well....i am sure we all know what happens.

Also,

We are listing this as the first prank so you do not need to send us

this prank. No really, we know all about it. Think of something else to

send us, like the rubber band around the sink sprayer.



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Place Saran wrap or clear plastic wrap over the

toilet bowl underneath the seat. Pull it very tight and make sure it

seals with no visible wrinkles.

Remove the plastic bags from cereal boxes and switch them around. Your

victim will scratch his head wondering why Cheerios came out of a box

of Lucky Charms

Take some nail polish and coat a bar of soap with it. Let it dry. Then

put it in the bathroom shower. When your victim tries to use it, he or

she will go nuts trying to get it to lather up

 
go into his phone and assuming he has you in his contacts, replace your number with 911....

he will be so pissed when he tries to call you
 
yea assuming he's in college, these are probably terrible ideas. Let's make a point to realize that they have to share a room so anything that stinks or makes a huge mess is gonna affect him too.
 
That is so rad, I just did that to my little brother. We will see when he gets home from school today if he starts crying.

 
if you guys use ice cubes make some salt water ice cubes. i just did this the other day and i got my first victim the other night. you just have to use hot water to dissolve the salt and then freeze. it should be a harmless prank.
 
we did the flour one in college, but we used big envelopes filled with it, slid them halfway under the door, put a dictionary on the edge of the envelope still sticking out, and jumped on it. it throws a big poof ball of flour up in the air. its funny if you knock so the person is walking right into it. we would also do it across the hall at the same time, and the the doors together with an ethernet cord around the doorknobs, so the two people who just got floured were trying to get out, and pulling eachother's doors shut in the process. it was pretty good.
 
What we did was we stole our roomies key when he went home for the weekend, and we let the fish stink up hios room (Oh god it was the ultimate death stench) and then we took it out of his room on sunday, so there was no evidence.. but all his clothes smelled like fish.
 
the next time your goin away and hes staying in the room, hide a bunch of battery powered alarm clocks set for different times alll over the room, in the ceiling, under piles of clothes, etc
 
hahaha, I did that to my roommate. I haven't heard anything yet though

And I put vodka in his lube, later I found it halffull in the garbage
 
heres a pretty sweet varition:

go to to google, type in cracked screen, go to images

save the image that looks like a crazy cracked up screen (you may need to printscrn)

open it, and press F11 which makes it go full screen

now, the most important part- unplug the keyboard and mouse

now, when he comes back, he wont know whats the hells going on, and he'll think his screen is broken.

works every time
 
If he has a rubiks cube, take ONE corner or edge off and flip it around

tis now impossible to solve!

Color his mouse ( if its a dark color) with pencil, so he gets stuff on his hands

Wake him up while your in a SAW mask or some scary shit.

Give him a hitler...
 
the condom idea is horrible. what a dick move

The rest are pretty good.

Switch the numbers on his cell phone, so he calls the wrong people.
 
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