Need ideas to screw with my roommate

C-Burg

C-Burg

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My new roommate is a prick from SoCal (i know not everyone from there is, but he is) and thinks he is the shit b/c he rich. I need some ideas of things to do that would be funny and piss him off.
 
scrub ur asshole with his tooth brush then put it back. then laugh everytime he brushes his teeth.

order him the book of morman and they wont leave him alone.

order him lots of magazines and shit and fuck up his credit

or you could just kick his ass that'll work too
 
Steal his cellphone, and call a dating line and text into one of those things that constantly sends you messages. That way the dating channel will keep calling him, and he'll get thousands of junk text messages. And he'll have to pay for it.
 
Bean dip and otherthings that look like shit and clog the toilet with it then leave for two days so he has to deal with it.
 
beat off on his pillow, let it dry. then laugh everytime he says he is going to sleep. order him gay porn magazines when he leaves his credit card laying around. pay a guy to ass rape him?

thats all i got
 
he is obsessed with his girlfriend and never stops video chating with her or talking to her so i am thinking something along those lines.
 
if hes got beer cans sitting around shotgun them for him so it pisses out the bottom when he opens it.

enlarge the noxxle on his deoderant spray can so it sprays a jet rather than a mist

sign him up to various christian groups and tell them he needs redeeming, they'll never leave him alone

and thats about it from me
 
fill every inch of his floor, desks, etc. in his room with little dixie cups of something that's a pain in the ass to clean up if it spills, like some kind of cooking oil.
 
switch everything in his drawers to other drawers, clothes in his desk, books in his dresser.
randomly hide shit.
when he video chats with his g/f, just start beating off in the background, then ask him for help.
 
you will need a female accomplice for this, but it would be a good one...

if you can find the line of sight from the gf's perspective, borrow a bra from the chick and drape it over something in that line of sight., then have the chick come in, grab the bra, and be all like "there you are! you must have thrown it there when you ripped it off last night, (roomates name). we going to hang out again tonight?"

his gf will be so confused, pissed, etc... and you wont have to show off your shortcomings by beating off infront of a strange girl.
 
if he has a drawer of stuff, remove it, put cheep dollar store stuff/ paper in its place and then put a frozen can of shaving cream with its bottom cut off, the foam will enlarge and make a mess in the drawer when it is thawed.......

make posters of him for some stop the ------- virus/std with his name and face on

religious groups,
 
when does he usually chat w/ her?

if its in the morning come in and say did that whore that was here yesterday leave yet?

make sure the gf hears
 
scientology. tried to get some info for a research project once, then their local "cleansing center" wouldnt leave me alone until i moved off-campus and left no fowarding
 
pour water all in your freezer and turn it up the coldest temp. and throw all his shit in it. or jus take all the shit out of his room,well his half. and throw it in the hall/elevator/bathroom etc.
 
put laxitives in his beer.

put niquil in his coffee

put green hair dye in his shampoo

have sex with his girlfriend, get her preggo, and have her say its his
 
I like this one alot, it's pretty good.

1)Start off by going to his desktop with all other windows closed.

2)Make sure he has no word files or anything saved directly to his desktop, move them to my documents or something.

3)Before you move his stuff, hit ctrl+print screen and make a copy of his desktop as a picture.

4)Next go into paint or photoshop and save it as a .jpeg in my documents.

5)Move EVERYTHING on his desktop into a new folder you create on his C drive. I don't think can delete the recycle bin, so just leave it.

6)Right click the desktop, go to properties and set the image you saved of his desktop as the background.

7)Drag the start toolbar down, so it is out of the way.

Voila, he will now be trying to click on icons and a bunch of other shit and everything will be gone! It's a great prank to pull on someone.
 
if this kid is having sex i would be surprised and feel sorry for the girl, but i am going sign him up for scientology, the computer thing, put some of his stuff in jello like in the office, and have a girl walk in while he video chatting
 
I used to do this to my old roommate all the time.

Take some of his printer paper and print stupid shit on it in 72 font bold and landscape. Now once you got like 5 of them made or so, put them back into his printer so when he prints things for class it will appear on the text side. Also don't these pages on top, but put them in the middle so when he's printing some big 15 page notes for a class he won't notice cause they will be in the middle.

Trust me this works great.

 
seran wrap the toilet seat for him in the morning :). Well gooooood morning! Sucks for you wet boy!

Or be a bitch and eat all his food out of the fridge.
 
Put eyedrops in his water-only like 5 drops cuz any more could make him really, truly sick--he will b shitting himself in a few hrs-which could b a downside for u cuz I assume u share a bathroom--but his stomach will be in utter turmoil-and he will b acting like a little bitch-if he doesn't already. haha bad-but it could b fun...

 
i dun no about other schools but in mine the roomkeys are like hotel keycards but they also work as debit cards ur parents can put money on, and my buddys roommate is a rich asshole (kinda like ur roommate im guessing) so i took his card, bought 2 pairs of sweatpants, lunch, and tossed it behind his desk so he couldnt find it and paid the replacement fee. weve also done the toothbrush on the ass, spit on his toothbrush, shaved our pubes in his bed sheets and sprayed a shit load of axe deodorant in one of his water bottles. good stuff.
 
This will be good if he is rich. But ads up in the newspaper for all of his really expensive electronics and other stuff for really low prices. If he has a car you should put that in the autotrader kind of catalogue too but that does cost about 15 bucks. He will get so many calls he won't know what to do.
 
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