Need ideas for a date

[K-Dot.]

you have to make your gf cookies to get laid..? But really weed is the way to keep em horny

 

[Hamster.]

I mean if you have the money, this is quite thoughtful.

 

[Hamster.]

hahahahahahaha win!

 

[COCKTOMUS_PRIME]

thank you she knows whats up

 

[Potatoes]

hit the movie theater.

get a bag of popcorn.

cut a hole in the bottom of that bag of popcorn.

put your dick in that hole in that bag of popcorn.

offer that lady some popcorn.

 

[Backyard.Skier]

Golden.

 

[K-Dot.]

make sure to put extra butter on it. but excellent idea.

 

[JzD.]

what the fucking fuck?

 

[midget.]

Get yourself some smuckers (to use as lube, of course) and a double sided dildo. Shove the dildo half way up her anus and then back yourself up onto the other half itll be a good bonding experience for you two

 

[NickelPennyDime]

squirtgun fight and tacos

 

[Anathema]

buy this

and drive her around on it.

 

[NickelPennyDime]

that is a grand idea

 

[Broommasta]

possibly late night swim? your dick will never be harder in frigid water and boobs in your face.

 

[Julian.F]

pics of said girl are needed for further advice/opinions

 

[DayMan]

Bahahahaha this might be sig worthy

 

[chyu.boi]

Take her to dinner instead of ice cream. The rest is for you to figure out cause i don't know your town.

 

[SterlingArcher]

nothing says i dig you like 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink

 

[MLeone]

I died hahahahha.

 

[UFOsarereal]

Take her to the dollar store & give her like ten bucks to spend on statues or figurines or whatever. Tell her to pick out stuff that she's not that into (lets hope she doesn't have a thing for dollar store figurines, anyway). Buy some stuff for yourself -- ceramics or brittle plastics are the best materials for this.

Drive to a somewhat busy street (somewhere with at least two or three cars every five minutes works just fine), take out the lawn chairs you've had stashed in your car for this moment, set them up in a nice spot where you can see the road, and have her take a seat. Then line up all the figurines and shit you guys bought in the middle of the road.

Walk back to her and have yourself a seat, pull out some beverages & cheese, and watch cars run the stuff from the dollar store over.

 

[Bakeshow]

whenever i go into cold water my dick pulls a "scared turtle"

 

[fupaface]

roofie her, give a hamster cocaine then put it up her asshole, and see if you can coax it out of her mouth with the skin flute.

 

[Hamster.]

What the fuck is wrong with you

 

[whoa-dere]

still havent caught on? put liquid A on your dick and liquid B in her ass.

 

[razors-chaz]

sorry to be a debbie downer but the things that are being mixed here are not things to be fucked about with. its a combination of ~30% hydrogen peroxide and potassium iodide both of which are irritants and hydrogen peroxide is fairly corrosive in that sort of concentration. the reaction itself is quite exothermic aswell and as one of the reaction products is water you can get serious steam burns. so not the chemikals you want to have in your butt.to OP if you do wish to partake in an act like this i would reccomend sticking to using something like mentos and diet coke.

 

[iRapeKittens]