Need help with rails!

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Berniskier

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I've been skiing for a few years and just got into skiing park last year. I think it's super fun but I cant seem to figure out how the rails work. I've seen some videos of people standing on them but that doesn't seem possible. I'm thinking that instead I'm gonna use my butt and/or my stomach to slide on the rail so I can balance better. I've tried it a few times and it went ok but I never had enough speed to make it to the end of the rail. I've tried hitting them with more speed too but then it really hurts my butt, and I've also tried sliding it with the rail between my legs but my balls got caught under me and I threw up. Do u guys have any suggestions?
 
Quit skiing and try something thats a little more your speed like public intoxication or selling vapes to minors
 
topic:Berniskier said:
I've been skiing for a few years and just got into skiing park last year. I think it's super fun but I cant seem to figure out how the rails work. I've seen some videos of people standing on them but that doesn't seem possible. I'm thinking that instead I'm gonna use my butt and/or my stomach to slide on the rail so I can balance better. I've tried it a few times and it went ok but I never had enough speed to make it to the end of the rail. I've tried hitting them with more speed too but then it really hurts my butt, and I've also tried sliding it with the rail between my legs but my balls got caught under me and I threw up. Do u guys have any suggestions?
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You need to stay centered its the most important point!
 
14563061:GrapeHunter said:
is your mom single? i know she hates your unfunny ass and needs some stress relief
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Hey man just because you're better than me doesn't mean you have to be mean :'(

And I also know for a fact my mom isn't into lonely ns shitposters

**This post was edited on Nov 7th 2023 at 7:02:14pm
 
topic:Berniskier said:
I've been skiing for a few years and just got into skiing park last year. I think it's super fun but I cant seem to figure out how the rails work. I've seen some videos of people standing on them but that doesn't seem possible. I'm thinking that instead I'm gonna use my butt and/or my stomach to slide on the rail so I can balance better. I've tried it a few times and it went ok but I never had enough speed to make it to the end of the rail. I've tried hitting them with more speed too but then it really hurts my butt, and I've also tried sliding it with the rail between my legs but my balls got caught under me and I threw up. Do u guys have any suggestions?
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Gotta be a troll post, but to summarize rail advice in a sentence:

Athletic stance, look at the end of the rail, and pretend you're running & jumping on to a skateboard.
 
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