Need help PLEASE

mOnTaNaChIcK

mOnTaNaChIcK

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ah okay so there a bird in my garage and i cant git it out. it was on the middle bar thing of the garage door thing and i threw things at it and it got scared and flew right into the window and now its sitting on the floor and wont leave i dont know what to do

HELP!

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try to pick it up. spray shit on it. umm.... throw food outside of your garage.

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run up there and curb stomp it.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
maybe try getting a water hose, and spraying it with water.

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ew im not gitting near a bird i hate ugly birds they scare me im gonna try throwing food but i dont know if its hurt or not but it made a big thump when it hit the window

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yeah go get a shuvul of booter crunk and throw it at it.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
strip for Tanaka.....c'mon girl......you can do it.....

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
ha

i threw food at it its so fuckin dumb i think its like a retarted bird or something fuck i hate birds

time for the water hose

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im a cat im a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance
 
fuck ya its gone i didnt need to use the water hose but that birds gonna die in an hour or so it can barley even fly and it was limping it diserves to die fucking magpies thanks for the ideas

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im a cat im a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance
 
treat it like a black person and it will become so appalled at the fact that you are racially discriminating against black people that it will get sick to its stomach and either:

A.fly away

B.explode

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
haha i wouldnt want it to explodie then id have to clean of bird guts

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im a cat im a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance
 
but i'd be worth it because exploding animals is cool.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
oh man this one time I was duck hunting with my dad and when you shoot a bird you're supposed to break it's neck by wringing it, and I tried it for the first time and I did it too hard and I snapped its head off completly and blood what squirtin in my face and everywhere and I was like 11 at the time.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
oh man this one time I was duck hunting with my dad and when you shoot a bird you're supposed to break it's neck by wringing it, and I tried it for the first time and I did it too hard and I snapped its head off completly and blood what squirtin in my face and everywhere and I was like 11 at the time.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
so i forgot to throw away the trail of food i had made and i came back to the garage and theres a bird fest ewewewew

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im a cat im a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance
 
hahaha get a dog or a cat to eat it, or raise the birb back to health and fight it.

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u Shoulda thrown firecrackers at it it moved a dead bird fifty feet one time

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dude my cat Mittens could fuckin maul that thing down to a puree.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
i had a hummingbird stuck in my garage once and it kept flying into the ceiling. i got up on my quarter pipe and put my finger out and it landed on it then i threw it out the door. it was some crazy shit

expect the worst, get the best.
 
^ur really gay. no ive had this problem before but with a squirrel. it got into our basement. so i sealed the place, put gloves and a sweatshirt and jeans on, and threw a big heavy blanket on it and grabbed it so it couldnt move. give that a try on the bird. id like to see it fly with a giant wool blanket on it. wear work gloves so it cant peck you

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