Need help on throwing a high school party

Couple things

Pool table

Beer pong

Good music

Babes

Dance floor

Keg is fun, tell 20 of ur good friends to pitch in 10$ each and crush the keg with you before the party
 
Give everybody a hit of molly at the door. It's hard to throw a bad party if everyone is high on MDMA and various amphetamines.
 
My senior year one group of guys got a house in the middle of nowhere. Every weekend we had absolute ragers with a great sound system and tons of people. Cops never cam out until the end of the year. We only had kegs one or two times. But that was the best year of high school. Parties with over 150 people and usually 200+ every weekend. But this house was already a dump and they didn't own much expensive shit so yeah. We broke three different dining room table. Last one was made out of plywood. And lots of different drugs went through that house. Basically just keep it under 80 people if you care about your shit and byob.
 
My buddies and I have the key to a fat abandoned house in the woods.

Only problem is no lighting, no electricity, and not sure if people would want to g looking around for the house even though it is a prety straight forward path. we were talking of having a halloween party there with floodlihts and a generator and marking the trail to the house but it was alot of uncertainty on who would want to go so it wasnt worth the risk of renting floodlights.

maybe this summer though if we blow it up enough on twitter
 
fuck anyone who brings alcohol to a party and gets pissed when other people drink some of it.

have good music. have shitty alcohol. have a pool.
 
Wait for college when you actually have real parties. I know 20 kids from your grade getting hammered drunk in someones parents house, smoking weed then all waking up going woaahh crazy night! seems like a ball, but you're 15 and it wasn't that sick.

I remember my HS days we didnt really start having "decent" partys til my senior year and then that summer after senior year shit got real cause my good friends all rented a house from march-august.

Either way, don't worry about it, invite homies and girls and hang, get drunk, get high, dont break the parents house. If your party turns out to be cool, which is probably wont, horray! but really high school doesnt matter. Its all fun memories but in reality, college is the time of your life. You're still going to school for 7-8hrs a day for 5 days a week, its insane how much that hits you when you go to college where you have no more than 4 classes a day and usually have 4 day weekends and/or tues/thurs off and maybe a night class.
 
Not sure why I just responded, i knew this thread was almost a year old but I guess someone bumped it to ask about it so maybe it helped lol
 
This house was on a paved road but it was the only residential property on the 7 mile road. I was easy to find and far enough out of the way that we could make all the noise we wanted without being caught. if the party got too big there was a large shop that was empty and we moved it to there. If i was warm out we went to the back and there was a low spot and we'd have a big fire and everyone would be there. couldn't see that back pit from the road either. the only give away for cops in the last month of school was the cars all over the place in the front yard and people stumbling to and from them.
 
-at least 3 tables-black kid

-copious amount of women

-seniors and juniors

-pool/hot tub

-house is out of town..if in town it has to be small

-make sure you park all cars out at a store and drive people to the party in one or two cars, so A: nobody knows where the place is, and there arent' 30 cars in front of your house

-if its gonna be over 40 ppl lock doors, hide valuables.

-a ridic amount of rags

-like 40 big black garbage bags

-kids from other schools

-small place where you can dance...has to be perfect size, not to big but not to small

-if you can't lock doors, seran wrap the beds, drunk/high people won't care

-PEOPLE WILL SMOKE IN THE HOUSE be prepared for it

-make sure everything that can be cooked in the oven...is hidden

-make sure your fucking oven is unplugged

-a group of people in the morning that will help you clean

-places for people to sleep

When you go to parties

-bring hot girls, at least 3 more than the amount of guys you're bringing

-bring a 30 rack or a bottle

-have an escape route

-if people start breakin shit and stealin shit, leave

-smoke outside

-don't bring anything stronger than acid...this is highschool

finally find a 21 year old or get an ID

you will then become the badass in your valley or suburbia and will get invited to any party you want.

OH YAH BRING THE TACO 12 PACK IT"S NOT A PARTY WITHOUT IT
 
Here's what you gotta do. Get some balloons, soda, and some snacks like pretzels and chips. Have your mom get a pizza. Set up the basement with decorations. Get a clown. Now here's where it gets good. I was at a party last week that was the most fun I've ever had. They had the clown taped to the wall and the kids were playing pin the dildo in the clowns ass! It was hilarious. And don't let anybody bring their dogs either they just fuck everything up. My house only has 1 bathroom and last time I had a party this fat Hawaiian bitch brought her dog. So this bitch goes to the bathroom an her dog is waiting outside. She comes out, and apparently her dog can use a toilet so it was just in there taking a shit for 2 hours. When it finally came out everyone was gone except for a naked clown and 7 or 8 gay 40 year olds(idk how the hell they found out about my party) and my house still smells like smuckers

But yeah the main thing is the clown and NO DOGS
 
my story:

my friend planned a huge party at his house while his parents were gone, but then he found out he had a track meet that night that went till 11:00pm. so he called me up and i went over and set it up and started the party that he was going to attend an hour later. lets just say like 50-60 people came over, the place was bumpin and then the cops busted in the side door into the basement, and shit hit the fan.

people were running up through the house like crazy, jumping through windows, breaking shit, spilling shit, and we all ran out into the farm fields and woods outside in 20 degree weather. at that time, the kid arrived and his step dad came too, and he told them i started the party and gave the cops all my info. so i decided to walk back a mile through the woods in the snow to his house. me and my friend (whose house it was) got in soo much shit with the law and parents.

this all happened last night
 
^THIS.

Remember to take all the valuables and lock them in a safe place. People at parties are klepto's. And if you can party in a barn/outbuilding/ outdoor setting cleanup is a lot easier but you gotta worry about noise complaints so its a horse a piece depending on where you live.
 
First of all, a barn or some closed off space is 10x better than in your own house, shit will get broken, stolen, and ruined. If you don't have a barn, a garage, a lawn, a porch, even a basement is better than your own living room. Let me reiterate: DON NOT HAVE MORE THAN 30 PEOPLE IN YOUR OWN HOUSE.

1.) Girls

Before you even start thinking, about thinking, about planning the party, make sure you know enough girls that will be down with coming so that the ratio is somewhere from 2:1 to 3:2 guys to girls, respectively. By this I mean constantly be chatting up girls and throwing around things like "hey I might be having a party soon" or "my friends and I might have a little get together sometime in the futures." Note* this will not be necessary after you establish a reputation of not being a total loser, accomplished by actually having good parties. Then, when it is actually time, invite every single girl you can, I cannot stress how import this is, as evident by the 2:1 or 3:2 ideal ratio. Without girls, no one is going to come, I promise you.

2.) Alcohol

Believe me, I've been there, buying is a pain in the ass when your underage. But, you need to establish a hook up, whether its your older sister's boyfriend, some random from two towns over, or (if you lucky) a store that will sell to you without ID.This is the MOST IMPORTANT part. I know I ranked girls first, but if there is no alcohol, they will most likely leave, and you will spend the night drinking a fifth of cheap vodka, crying yourself to sleep. My suggestion is to buy a couple nicer bottles, so that when everyone shows up they think it's classy shit, but then have the majority of your stock be whatever the fuck you can find for cheap. After everyone is drunk, no one is going to give two flying fucks what they are drinking, considering that they can no longer taste it anyway. No booze, no party.

3.) Music

You have a couple options, either you have a really nice system, you buy a really nice system, or you become really, REALLY good friends with someone who has a really nice system. It does not matter if it's a massive sony ihome, or a floor standing Klipsch stereo, as long as it is so loud that you can feel the floor shake, from the other side of the room, it's good. I wouldn't worry too much about the playlist because people will most likely be changing the music or using their own anyway. Side note* this is where said friend with really nice system comes in handy, because he will most liekyl have good music as well. Also included in this category is lighting. Even one or two strobes and a laser make a world of difference. They don't have to be coordinated, or really powerful, just there.

4.) Miscellaneous

Drugs will be brought, more alcohol will most likely be brought, weed will be brought, and friends of invitees will be brought. Reinforcing each category.
 
a great thing about me and highschool parties.i'm one of the go to kids in our school for parties, alcohol and whatever drugs ya want.

that's what you gotta get to, the legit status where everyone parties with you and/or wants to party with you

it's awesome when you get to the point where you can tell a group of kids theres a party, you tell whoever you want on monday "there's gonna be a party this weekend, i don't know where, but get alcohol, get bitches and get ready"

that's where i'm at ahah, and we got 3 open shops every weekend, and go to houses when they're open. just make a statement to everyone you're legit.

i did haha, and now it's completely worth it...branch out too, dont just get kids from your school, get them from other schools and shit.

makes it buckets more of fun ahah
 
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I didn't believe this at first but I saw your video on facebook, how did it go down with his parents?? and did you get in any trouble?

 
The only people that think high school is the best years of their life, are the burnouts that never do anything with their lives. And sadly, high school probably was the best years of their lives.
 
Step 1: Put bathsalts in everyones' drinksStep 2: Direct everyone to the nearest walmart

Step 3: Sit back and watch as the bathsalt-fueled partygoers ravage walmart.

Step 4: Once the bathsalts start to wear off kidnap any remaining survivors

Step 5: Kill them

Step 6:?????

Step 7: Profit?

Sounds like a rager to me.
 
Also this. My neighbor posted something about a party he was having on facebo ok, and he ended up not knowing about half the people there. They completely trashed his house. You'll be surprised of how many friends of friends of friends show up if you make it open to the internet world
 
OK you need 3 things

1) Some alcohol, not a ton

2) Plenty of people, but invite girls, dudes will come

3) Retard proof your house

THINGS THAT WILL COME AS THE NIGHT PROGRESSES:

1) more people

2) weed and PLENTY more alcohol

3) issue (Drunk girls, puking, shit breaking)

4) YOUR PARENTS WILL EVENTUALLY COME HOME. so be ready for it
 
honestly the only real helpful advice i can give about party throwing is to invite as many chicks as you can.

invite EVERY GIRL YOU KNOW and tell them to bring friends. then invite every girl all of your friends know.

the most important part here is to lie to these girls, tell them their friends are going, tell them the boys they like are going, tell them the girls they fight with arent going to be there and its ladies free drink night and everybody gets a free fucking unicorn. just get the chicks there man.
 
This. Every year on the first friday of june the senior class throws a huge rager in the middle of the woods. Huge fire, good parking, and we even had a generator with a DJ and lights last summer. So much fun, there were like 200 kids
 
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