Need Help, How to respond to this.

[arandomname]

This girl I don't like just made her facebook status "going to get my clit pierced" and I want to say something funny back. What would you guys say?

Don't tell me to do it myself, I can't think of anything clever.

 

[.Apex.]

"whore" should suffice

 

[No_Dub]

ask for before and afters

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

"are you joking? ew..."

unless youre into that kind of thing in which case you should just like it

 

[SeanTom]

invite everyone on your friends list

 

[MicroMix]

"With my dick"

 

[skiminnesota]

jeeze NS.

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

 

[Jordan]

who posts that on FB?

 

[skithesprings]

"hey look at me, i'm an attention whore!"

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

someone who left they're facebook on a computer.

 

[malux94]

this.

 

[Jeffmnicholas]

this

 

[-emile-]

" its probably the only kind of touching it will get . "

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

I met a girl this year and we were hookin up and i hadn't started fingering her before we got naked... then we got naked and she had a clit piercing. I didn't fuck her though even with a connie that shit has to be dirty. Got some good dome though... probably more sketch than the twat thinking back but hey whatareyagunnado

 

[ryantheconnolly]

"me too"

 

[EastCoast.]

so truee

 

[sbhr]

"where at? im going tomorrow too!"