Need help from creative people

[iLLbiLLy]

i have to interveiw alot of people my age. i want to make it chill so im trying to come up with a list of funny questions to ask. heres few examples ive come up with.

if you were free falling for 5 minuets what would you do?

you would rather do the hottest dead chick in the world or the uglyist live chick?

whats the most aqkward moment youve ever had with a girl?

who would win in a fight, koolaid man or michalin man?

lets see one good ones

 

[Rachy]

Why are you interviewing them?

And are they all going to be guys?

 

[Aaaron.]

if you were free falling for 5 minuets what would you do?

-as flips,loops,inverts,spins, as i could

you would rather do the hottest dead chick in the world or the uglyist live chick?

whats the most aqkward moment youve ever had with a girl?

when i told her we had aids

who would win in a fight, koolaid man or michalin man?

the michelin man, cause he is actually real

 

[iLLbiLLy]

for a school thing but the questions dont have to be clean at all, and yea it will be all guys.

 

[iLLbiLLy]

haha good karma to anyone who comes up with some good ones

 

[Aaaron.]

as many flips*

and i would rather do simon dumont

 

[beer.]

would you rather eat the shit of someone who has been eating nothing but vomit, or the vomit of someone who has been eating nothing but shit?

 

[clive_bixby]

you should change question 2 to would you rather have sex with a dead chick (luke warm) or a live dude

 

[no_steeze]

f you were free falling for 5 minuets what would you do? a triple cork 1620 octograb, or just be scared shitless of landing and splattering everywhere

you would rather do the hottest dead chick in the world or the uglyist live chick? how long has the dead chick been dead? probably her, then i could pee in her butt without her putting up a fight and finally make the most epic claim ever on ns

whats the most aqkward moment youve ever had with a girl? i said i thought short haired chicks were creepy and she said her mom had short hair and died of cancer...

who would win in a fight, koolaid man or michalin man? kool aid man for sure, he has the sheer force to break through a wall, all the michelin man does is be fat, the kool aid man would charge his ass like a rhino

 

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Would you buy PANTS or BRITCHES???

 

[TerminatorX]

What the deuce?

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

would you rather get your butt pee'd in or have cybersex with skiierman for the rest of your life?

do you spin both ways? (this would be funny depending on whether the person answering had any idea what you were talking about e.g. "ew no way thats fuckin gross!!!" vs "hell yeah" if they skied or w/e)