Need help, drug test tomorrow!

[CHRISm]

This is the correct answer: and, not only will the creatine show up in the test (showing a normal metabolic condition in your body) but the creatine you take a few hours before the test will act as an energy source for your body. Since THC is a fat soluble molecule, it resides in fat and is liberated when your body uses its glycogen stores for energy. it's the PO4-R (phosphate) bond that your body is breaking, releasing energy in the process (ever heard of ATP? adenosine tri-phosphate, your body gets the energy from breaking those phosphate bonds). creatine will act as a phosphate donor (just as it does when you work out) but your body will use it preferentially over your fat cells. No glycogen being liberated for energy = no metabolic cause for release of a detectible level of THC ( 3 - 10 ng).

say word.

 

[BMB]

haha, sux for u

 

[bobross]

word

 

[Peter.]

poop in the cup and tell them you saw it on the internet

and then show them 2 girls one cup, they will be so grossed out and forget about the test

 

[MADmidwest]

he posted this thread yesterday, and it's 5:00 give or take an hour or two so I think that they took him straight downstairs to the dungeon after he pissed dirty.

 

[fsscott]

Haha i wanna see how this goes

 

[NoTeefa]

I don't think you get the results back right away

leavin in ten min.

 

[C-Burg]

ask for a magazine when you go in for the test

 

[3ski6guy0]

youll be fine. if you dont smoke very often you'll pass. i did the same thing accidentally twice this year and both times i passed

 

[CKpolicy]

ya, it was the most embarassing moment of my life actually, but, since i do not wish that upon my fellow skier, i decided to let him know so he could avoid it.

 

[bigolrig]

i didnt know we had chemical engineers on NS.

 

[afton_steeze]

we have everything you'll ever fuckin need here on ns.

 

[ButteredToast.]

This is true.

We should start an NS colony in AK

 

[richards]

i wanna see what happens

these stories never seem to have an end

 

[mmallender.]

i wanna hear how this turned out

 

[iluvBread]

well the lst time he logged on was June 12th so maybe he's dead

 

[saucybiscuits]

maybe his computer privileges were revoked?

 

[Rez4frederick]

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/-This forum has the best info on drug testing that I have seen, be sure to read the stickys. The Dilution method has worked for me. It depends on who does the test, if its just an in house test (dip test) done by the company you apply for, its easier to pass, just dilute your piss to like pure water and they prob wont say anything.

The best thing to do is just quit smoking for awhile though, that way you are not paranoid.

 

[NoTeefa]

Just got the phone call... AND I FUCKING PASSED THAT SHIT! With my own goddamn pee. I smoked literally 36 hours before I had to pee for my test.

HAHAHAHA, this job is gonna kick ass

 

[Jacuse]

hahaha, nice dude.

 

[richards]

jea jea

 

[rusteezee]

maybe you should think twice before you ruin your life dumbass.

 

[mmallender.]

read that shit he passed....

 

[afton_steeze]

ftw! you are one lucky son of a bitch

 

[NoTeefa]

maybe you should fuck off

 

[ButteredToast.]

Wait so what did you do to pass?

 

[BootySpunk.]

Damn dude you are one luck mofo

 

[carbon.pulse]

Shot bro!

good effort passing that shit. +karma

 

[beer.]

nah I pulled the same shit many times before, guessing he's on the thin side like me.

all you do is drink water until you are pissing pure water, and take the test. niacin, creatine, and b-12 taken 4 hours before the test prevent you from failing due to dillution.

no need to chug water for days. also drinking a lot of beer the night before and then not drinking any water until the next day, and then chugging it helps. you;ll come up as dehydrated.

 

[zylstra]

where do you attain the niacin, creatine, and this b-12 thing you speak of.

 

[invader7]

fuckin bull shit. i know your science sounds legit but i know multiple kids that have passed using detox. and a few more using liquid pectin but not many ppl know about that shit

 

[MC_POUTINE]

how long would 2 hits stay in your system while takin niacin?

 

[skithe49th]

just hit up a drug store they should have it.
oh and props for passing your test man, whatd you do just drink a fuckload of water

 

[biG_EaSt]

i jug of vinegar + 4 gallons of water = drug free

 

[poh_money]

so how are you celeberating?

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

or under your balls too... haha I know the warmest place in someone's body is down there no joke.

 

[MC_POUTINE]

and how would you know that? :/

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

daamn! good job, please tell us what you did for future experiences... haha

 

[k2pow]

the whizzinator!! http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm

 

[prontocuts.com]

You should've jizzed in the cup, that would have been an epic confusion for the drug test clinic

 

[Poppins]

unless they are going to make you piss in front of them, find someone with clean piss. ask them what they are testing for too?

 

[quixotic]

If you were completely clean, took 2 hits, then no more after that.... I would say you would be completely safe after 48 hours at the max as long as you do a little bit of physical activity.

People should probably start reading this thread and check the dates too... the kid already passed the test and it was from like 3 monthes ago.

 

[hype]

the detox drink i bought had a 300% money back guarantee......
and i smoked like 36 hours before the test and it worked

 

[quixotic]

So basically buy it, then make double the cost of the drink by telling them it didn't work? lol. I'm just being a douche.

 

[lineskier10]

find some synthetic urine, or get someone you know thats clean to piss for you, i had drug tests for court and i just bought synthetic urine, its in a little bottle you just have to sneak it in, but that shouldnt be hard if its only for work, you use a skiing hand warmer to keep it warm, and it works every time, i found it at my local headshop but they might not have it everywhere

 

[ct_steeze]

just fake sick and dont go

 

[garrets]

 

[KennyC]

a friend told me too drink a cup a vinegar. he said its gross but it works

 

[anTii_SteeZe]

1.drink shit ton of water2.piss as much as you can3. if you really want..THC clings to hair...swirl sum kind of hair in the piss4.if you have vitimens take them

 

[Smuffy]

really? i have never heard that before