Need help, drug test tomorrow!

NoTeefa

NoTeefa

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And I was just getting high last night! but instead of telling me how dumb that was (I already know). Please help, I got a last minute detox drink called ready clean (www.detoxify.com) that the guy at the local head shop sold me. Anything else effective that I should be doing?
 
Drink alot of water and take some b-vitamins and advil. Other than that...pray, you're outlook isn't looking too good.
 
i know a kid that cleaned up in 2 days by pounding like 5 cups of coffee and taking a shot of vinegar. drink anything acidic, vinegar is the best, cranberry juice is also really good, but i heard that coffee is the best.
 
hahhaha. that sucks. take that thing i guess. thats all you really got goin for you now and theres still no guarentee.
 
well in all the numerous threads like these they suggest you play fat kid and put on a thick sweater and go for a run on a hot day. make sure to drink lots of water.
 
you really can't do anything. It's all an urban legend.

THC is a fat soluble vitamin. It's stored in your fat cells which is why it can last so long. Drinking 'miracle drinks' won't do anything to help you because it doesn't do anything to break down the fat and get rid of the THC.
 
you have a very high chance of testing positive no matter what you do, but all i can say is drink water to the point where you are pissing every 5 minutes, and then drink more. take B vitamins or "redoxin B" to make your piss yellow, and then take the test. in the best case scenario they will get inconclusive results because your piss is too diluted, giving you more time to do the same thing again/wait until its out of your system.
 
Look fuck what all these kids say this is the only way you will pass your test.

It is, and i repeat, IT IS absolutley 100% impossible to piss actual urine out and have it come up negative. THe only way to pass is by pissing up a dilute test. This just means that your piss is so watered down they reschedule you and make you test again later. Drown yourself in liquids NOW. Take like 4-5 multivitamins to make your piss look yellow and just drink as much liquids as you can.

That detox shit you bought, wont do anything. It doesnt clean your system out you just drink it and piss it out later and dilutes your results. Waste of money and they taste absolutely horrible. Cranberry juice, niacin, all that shit doesnt do anything. Small amounts of niacin used on a daily buisness to help keep your system cleaner is effective but not in any other use.

Just drink and drink and drink. Also, take some creatine about 3 hours before your test. Powder creatine preferably. The creatine will help with the creatine levels in your piss and make it look normal.
 
the ready clean works. anything with niacin will clean you out. i drank one and then 4 liters of water and pissed like 9 times. dont eat tho, because i shit myself while at the grocery store after eating a salad with my gf, which was horrible, it was all water, but it really flushes your system, so food is a bad idea, but it works, i passed, and i went to the lab for a unrinalysis. so just stay calm and youll be fine. or get your buddy to piss in a ziploc and tape it to your leg if you really dont trust the drink. itll hide it and keep it around body temp so they dont get suspicious of cold urine...either way good luck bro ++ vibes
 
go to a drug store and tell them you have a urinary track infection and they will give you these pills or sometimes a liquid. Im not sure if it works but all i know is i know a kid that worked at the GNC and if people came in asking about anything to help them pass a piss test that they had to make them leave and they couldnt even talk to them and he said that is the reason why. so who knows it could work but its expensive.
 
pound water and when you take it only give them the piss from the middle of your stream, b/c the beginning and end usually have the highest content of what their testing for.
 
pee midstream, let the beggining go in the toilet and the end. The dirty stuff is always there. I don't know why but thats where the dirty stuff mostly comes. It might not help that much but every little thing wil help you.
 
Buy SURE GEL!!! you can find it at about any grocery store. split one pack into 2 water bottles. THE SHIT WORKS!
 
i heard that if u exercise it increases the blood flow and gets rid of everything faster
 
Smoke a bowl

it will calm you down and you won't be so worried about it

then when you start getting worried again

smoke another bowl
 
naaah, confessing would just be like failing the drug test.

Forget all that water, drink a 12 pack in the two hours before your test. Then mix in some of that powdered lemon lime gatorade into your piss to make it look the right color. Actually that advice is probably terrible.
 
my roommate has passed a drug test with some detox drink or something, but he said you can't have smoked for like 2-3 days and you gotta follow the instructions very thoroughly, and still its kind of sketch. I've always just snuck in other people's clean piss in a small bottle that was taped to my leg or under my balls or whatever, its scary and kind of nasty but surprisingly easy. My only problem nowadays is that i don't know anyone that doesn't smoke pot...
 
from what I understand, I won't actually know the results for about a week, but I will post as soon as I am informed.
 
ahahaha!!! you sir are fucked!!!!

if you're dumb enough to smoke a bowl within a day of having to take a drug test you deserve to fail!!
 
You just like to assume that people are dumb don't you?

It happened like this.

I smoked tuesday night/wednesday morning.

I got a call on Wednesday from somebody wanting to set up an interview for later that day.

I went to the interview and got the job (they needed somebody good right away)

all I have to do now is go back today and pass the drug test.

Now I'll be the first one to admit that I shouldn't be smoking at all because I am job hunting, but when you don't have shit to do (because you don't have a job) it gets pretty hard to resist.
 
well since you've been smoking during a period where you KNOW that you will potentially have to face a drug test that pretty much proves my assumption.

it doesn't really matter, it was your decision and now you have to live with it.

and btw, if it's hard for you to resist hitting a joint, you've got some problems.

 
"I don't need to take a test to tell you I do drugs" -Pigpen

I'm sure you'll get an A+ on it Teefa :P
 
well shit, I totally agree with that

But I don't need you to lecture me from your fucking soap box while I'm trying to get help for a problem I am facing in my life, so fuck off.
 
cranberry juice, by the bucket load.... but id start asking my mates to piss in cups cos sounds like youre screwed. post results please
 
Pray. And I guess sneak in some piss...Detox stuff is all sketch and only work sometimes.

Post the results cause I want to know what happened.

Oh and if its for working at Kroger (highly unlikely) dont worry about it cause my friend works there and he said they probably dont even turn in the test. Cause he smoked the day before he went in to get tested. But it could just be my local one...
 
you're gonna be fucked if it was only a day. usually drinking a fuckload of water will work, but i highly doubt it will after only one day. your only bet is to find someone you know who doesn't smoke and tell them to piss in a ziploc bag. tape it to your gooch and put it in the piss cup. that's if you didn't leave today already...
 
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