Need Help Coming Up With Funny Nickname

[martin.]

ok so I have this friend Nicolette, and she has this annoying ass nick name for me. So I thought I should come up with one for her. I wanted to get one that no one else called her. So tonight I FINALLY got one. "Nicorette" woo hoo i was so stoked!

Turns out thats what her boyfriend calls her.

I'm really bummed NS, can you help me?

Ones that are taken:

Nicorette

Nic Nac

Nicky

Nic

Guinea

 

[anxju]

maverick

ice man

goose

but seriously just make fun of the fact that her name is nicolette and not just nicole

 

[slaydave]

wtf nicollette? thats funny enough just as it is...

whats her nickname for you? my middle name is martin so im curious lol.

 

[martin.]

MaverNIC?

 

[eric25]

Sack of Smashed Assholes.

 

[martin.]

Haha well my middle name is martin and thats what I go by, but my first name is joseph so her and all her dumb ass friends call me "Jojo" or "mojo jojo" or "martini"

but shes the worst, and I told her i was gonna make a really good one, but it has eluded me

 

[slaydave]

on a stick...

 

[eric25]

...with fried chicken...

 

[martin.]

nicropheliac?

 

[king.tubby]

nickle bet? pickle sweat?

 

[martin.]

alright guys its all good, I got some

Mavernic

Nicropheliac

Nicaragua

Nickle

 

[Jwalk]

i know a girl named niccolette and when my little sister was liek 3 she ussed to say her name like niccorrete

 

[KeithB.]

Niggerette

 

[tomahawk]

dude this reminds me i need one too.

 

[Campeador]

you don't even need a nickname, all you need to say is "your name is nicolette, enough said"