Need help! Coffee related pun! k+

[Belzebub]

Ok, I need help. I have to come up with a pun that uses the word "Coffee". Come on NS, I need your help! K+ for every serious reply.

 

[Laurent.]

I refuse to give a serious reply to your coffee related pun thread on the grounds of me being in a bad mood.

 

[Wizerd]

I need to Espresso my feeling of hate for this thread, nobody, ok

 

[Huck_Norris]

Nothing rhymes with orange, man.

 

[Yaraelpoof.png]

coffee beans talking to each other on the chairlift

dolo bean: hey what do you want to do for the next run?

tanner bean: lets go out of grounds

 

[JAHpow]

Ha, perfect

 

[Mag]

I don't think you're gonna get a latte good responses

 

[MilaKunis]

What do you call your bill at Starbucks? A cof-fee

 

[Mama.]

Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they really know how to espresso themselves.

 

[rudager]

Do you even press?

 

[JAHBRADOR]

Whats better than ground baby?

Ground coffee.

 

[WPoch]

Op, Coffee is bad for you.... It can cause a latte problems....

 

[Wompuscat]

I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis.