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pmills

pmills

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So i'm getting ready to go out to a fashionable social gathering later tonight; a real swank sort of event. I've been trying to find that extra piece of flash, a conversation starter if you will... I know the sort of crowd i'll be mingling with tonight can be rather difficult to impress, but i've heard about the new 'in' thing that will definitely do the trick.

The problem is, I don't know where to find any baby skull jewelry. I know i don't want any cheep imported Chinese baby skull stuff, but I've heard it can be a rather dicey market when you get the real expensive stuff.

Can I PLEASE get some help... I'm sure some of you guys are cool enough to know what I'm talking about.
 
nah guys, i need legit baby skulls

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shits so hot right now
 
i dunno, do you know if they are black market or what? I'm pro choice and all, but i've heard that like 30% of the market is procured through illegal and sometimes brutal methods.

i wanna be kosher, ya know?
 
how do you know that all your skulls were harvested and polished using fair practices?

I've seen some pretty brutal photos of 3rd world laborers who have to travel from village to village, on foot, collecting the baby skulls. I heard they are forced to work 16 hours straight.

i just wish someone knew of a legit source
 
i know a guy who knows a guy whose uncle could get you one of these.

i hear they are all the rage at Peta dinner parties and the likes.

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lolz
 
eww is that a manatee? gross man.

I know you're all for free market stuff but I'm telling you there needs to be regulation in the baby skull market. If there was more oversight, then we could have more American made baby skulls instead of having to take a chance with some foreign source... just because there's an abundance of cheap Chinese baby skulls doesn't mean that i should be willing to settle for a sub par, paltry, import.

And to those who don't know about the status symbol that baby skulls represent, i won't hold your upper middle class status against you. If you only knew what it was like to be part of the aristocratic elite, you'd know all about baby skulls.
 
where are you going with this man?
I mean i know its something super clever, but it went over everyone's heads and noone got it, soooooo.....you should probably just tell us
 
sorry man cant help you there. i only have one. i had to work hard for that thing. since im not rich i had to go directly to the source. i got it in a village on a trip to china. i put some gold grills on mine too just for the bling factor. good luck
 
touche my good sir, touche.

i was thinking along the same lines actually in the babyskull market. i was thinking about of an infusion of skulls into the market. drive the price down giving more people access to the "in fashion" these days. im all about equality. really giving the little man the chance he needs.

you know me, im all for the free market, but i do agree we do need to have some oversight in this market.

i guess i just hang around the wrong crowds. my loss.

cant believe you guessed what animal it was. hahaha (or did you scroll over and the pic address gave it away?) ahaha
 
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