NEED FUNNY BUMPER STICKER PHRASES!!1

[tigon]

so yeah, my friend lost a bet and I get to put any bumper sticker on his car for a month and I need help

NS AWAY

 

[Gnl.Weirdness]

google will help you quicker then NS, just google funny bumper stickers, then hit images.

 

[andrew.]

ooh ooh ooh, pee in her butt!

 

[eheath]

I like buttsecks.

 

[uni-corn]

Hi, my name is (INSERT NAME HERE). I like penis.

My phone number is (xxx) xxx-xxxx

 

[smooticus]

^ oh my god money

 

[liftedresearcher]

put something like. i am a regestered sex offender.call XXX-XXXX ( his number) if spotted near children.

'but make it look official so people actully think he is a sex offender.

 

[eheath]

Even better.

I heart buttsecks.

 

[inactive]

this is the greatest idea ever

what was the bet?

 

[ryan.c]

i bend over for free

 

[AntifreezeSteeze]

"Honk if your horny"

"Sex is not the answer, its the question, yes is the answer"

"Wanna get banged like a hammer? (###) ###-####"

 

[thecounty]

I love dumpster sluts
or
dumpster slut 4 life

 

[Reed.S]

keep honking im reloading

show me your boobs ill give you a balloon

 

[Alex=God]

My kid will the kick the shit out of your honor student

 

[Jacuse]

 

[snwbrdmilf]

And even better.

Shut the fuck up.

 

[eheath]

Someone a little annoyed? Jesus christ, you need more buttsecks.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

No, just your silly little game was stupid from the get go. So why keep it up? I mean, is it really that amusing to you?

 

[eheath]

The fact you are getting so hot and bothered is amusing me very much. Chill out?

 

[snwbrdmilf]

I've had beers tonihght. I'm amused too.

 

[tigon]

that is money but I don't think i can fit all that on a little 12x5inch sticker

anyway, we had a syrup chugging contest and I destroyed

 

[Balto]

don't laugh your daughter may be in here

 

[Skiboards4Life]

SHIT HAPPENS lol

 

[TerminatorX]

fuck my ass

 

[Franny]

"If you are reading this than you are not paying attention to road safety"

 

[FellowJibber]

single, gay male

 

[laxstar]

this one is pretty gold.... i also like the sex offender one...

 

[Franny]

best one yet! LOL

 

[Manlenium]

My other rides your mom.

 

[solitaryman]

your little princess is my little whore

 

[maclem]

i love balls
i love boys
i take it from behind

 

[R-B-B]

"If you are gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"

 

[Manlenium]

I bet you a new car i can stop faster then you!

Honk if you have never seen a driveby!

 

[fsscott]

Did you eat your bran today?

 

[zerospinskier]

"You know how I know that you're gay?"

"You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says: 'I love it when balls are in my face.'"

 

[BMB]

snwbrdmilf and BUTTSECKS play nice, i once read some that said.

"Lose your cat, check under my tires"

"Keep honking, i'm loading my gun"

 

[skithedirt]

im a gay pornstar and i like to get banged like a hammer

call XXX-XXX-XXXX for a good time

 

[Manlenium]

Honk if you've never had your butt pissed in!!

 

[Dan.]

fuck tibet

 

[comeatmebro]

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JHDski47]

"if you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair"

 

[Dylan_]

save a cow, eat a vegatarian

 

[Dr_Feelgood]

classic

 

[H0NKY]

i know you have a car but

 

[snwbrdmilf]

"If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Damn, nevermind. Haha.

 

[line1260skier]

"proud member of NAMBLA"

 

[blunts]

bitch you ride the marta bus

 

[charmander]

your mom was a milf

 

[no_steeze]

the milf fights the fat guy........

 

[tommihq]

I lol'd.