Need dat skrilla

[GeneralT]

Okay so im short of cash and i desperately need money. I spilled water on my laptop so im stuck with a shit laptop until it gets fixed. I have used eBay before, and I know a lot about it. I made a couple hundos selling stuff I found around my house. But I have run out of stuff to sell. Any eBayers on NS that know where to buy stuff at a low price in bulk and sell high? K+ for mature answers.
sparknotes:need money, what shall I sell?
P.S. I already tried dealing crack but decided I want to live.

 

[SeanTom]

work the corner.

 

[Sno.]

craigslist free section

then sell

 

[FreeskierRocco.]

lawlz

but no deal meth that's where the real moneys at

 

[Cincher]

I can give you skrillex

 

[gabe.]

buy on here http://www.abstractmall.com/jiberish/

sell for double the price on https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/forumthreads/cat_id/8/

 

[GeneralT]

free section on craigslist. forgot about that. thanks snobunny.

 

[Schlop]

Create new eBay account with a false IP

Sell your laptop's empty box

?????

PROFIT

 

[bakedpow]

If you are really in desperate need of money you will figure out things to sell.

 

[Cincher]

LAME. LIKE SUPER LAME.

 

[GeneralT]

not that desperate. thanks for posting

 

[GeneralT]

top. neeed ideas

 

[Blake.P]

Prostitution?

 

[yuck]

this. in ten minutes of looking i just found an exercise bike on craigslist for free that i bet could sell for 50 bucks to the right person.

 

[GeneralT]

revive.

 

[LoftyLawnChair]

marijuana piece wholesale. you can get 50-100 bubblers and pieces for like 200 bucks. SELL THEM TO MINORS

 

[GeneralT]

1. You haven't met my parents. 2. where the fuck am i gonna keep all of em.
Im gonna pass on this idea.

 

[FreeskierRocco.]

hide them under your parents bed. they wont suspect a thing

 

[GeneralT]

ehh. anyone wanna sell me controllers or xbox games. ill buy them for a decent price

 

[FreeskierRocco.]

I thought you were low on money...

 

[ace_]

paypal...

but damn that would be so mean

 

[GeneralT]

scamming people spreads scamming. im into making that legit money.

 

[chad.]

get a job you bum

 

[McFellon]

yeah cuz you can make that shit yourself. increases profit.

 

[SONlC]

I'll take you up on that

 

[SkiThe603]

Sell girl phone numbers on 4chan or work a sex phone line, both of those are super easy

 

[Cincher]

What you want?

 

[GeneralT]

well ill start by selling these

check out meh thread