Need a pet.

IrishDrink87

IrishDrink87

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so i live in tahoe, and i need a fucking pet. my roommates dont socialize, my phone doesnt work at my house, so on my days off, im usually getting high or drunk.

so today i came to the conclusion that i need a pet. i work too much for a dog, and i dont like cats.

any suggestions for a pet that doesnt mind the cold?

uggh.
 
my old roommate used to have a squirrel, he found it when it was just born and has had it ever since. its an awesome pet
 
hahahahah thats funny as hell, it actually stays with him n doesnt try to kill him? weird

get a lizzard or somthin, ive always wanted one i think itd be sick
 
well she's a girl. and that dog above looks so awesome. maybe get a ferrer, but my siters roommate had one one and smelled horrible. they are cool though.
 
get a snake that you have to feed rats to so that you can have fun watching that natural struggle
 
Don't worry Irishdrink, I'm sure you can find some adolescent boy around here to pet you!
 
get 2 sugar gliders. not one, because they get manic depressive if they live by themselves and kill themselves unless you spend a shitload of time with it.
 
get a pet monkey. prefferably the non-poop throwing kind. you can teach it tricks and it can make you money. i want a pet monkey to train
 
definatly dont get a monkey if you want to have a social life, they are ridiculously difficult to take care of. monkeys are literally like having a child
 
i've got a rabbit. His name is Capone. He's a gangster.

Honestly though, a really fun animal.
 
my roommate here in the dorms just a ball python. prolly spelled that wrong. but it is so easy to take care of and its soo cool ha! expensive though, hers is like a lil over a foot long i would say and cost her about 70 dollars. its soooo fuckin cool though
 
chinchilla. = #1 choice

penguin = #2 choice

emu

spida

fish

monkey

frog

sloth

alien

another human being

kamoto dragon!
 
yeah, tough decision but thats how i felt about 3 minutes ago. what ever. they are both good choices.
 
i had a chinchilla........saddly me and bro were jumpin on the bed, well the bed broke adn so did hte chinchilla's nect and everything else, that was one sad day.
 
"and people get mad, you say"id love to have a monkey" and theres always that one anti monkey person in the area, they over hear you,"excuse me i heard u say ud like to have a monkey and thats a horrible idea, you do not want a monkey, you do not want a monkey" and they're a monkey expert and they start listing off all the reasons you cant have a monkey"if i could just have a minute, if i could just explain a few things about monkeys, that maybe you dont know before you jump to your conclusion, ok its more than just bananas and danceing with toothbrushes ok?...first of all they crap in their own hand and they throw it around in a festive manner. Like they're in a celebration of moneky poop and...and they make faces that are unexceptible in society.."I hear these things and im like thats why i want a monkey...all those reasons"-Dane Cook

HA perfect situation...

You could say i had some time on my hands
 
"how pumped would you be coming home knowing there was a monkey somewhere in your house that you were going to dual?"
 
Definitely get a hobo, they don't mind the cold and don't need very much attention either. Just feed it beer for breakfast and give it some cardboard and a marker to play with and you should be set.
 
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and closing tag
 
japanesse fighting fish, i had one and when you put a spoon up to the bowl it thinks its another fish and it goes crazy and starts attacking the refelection
 
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