Need a laugh? Read this..........

lyndon

lyndon

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Okay, i hope some of you are feeling in the mood for a laugh, and Ride_Mo2 is the guy to supply you with it.

Last night, at about 11 pm, I come home and find my brother downstairs watching tv. I approach my brother, and see he is eating some cereal. Being the younger brother, I just had to know what kind of cereal it was.

So i say, "What kind of cereal is that?"

And he says, "Sugar crisp, want some?"

Im like, "Sure."

Now, ive never had Sugar Crisp before, so i didnt know what it looked like. He said, "Its like Red Bull. The first few bites are gross, but it gets addicting!"

So Im like, "Awesome! I like Red Bull!"

He tells me to go get a spoon, bowl, and put some milk in it, since he had the cereal downstairs. I come back down, and he pours them in. They smelled, well, different. I took a bite, chewed, swallowed. I said "This is gross!!"

He said, "I told you, the first few bites are gross."

I take like six or seven more bites, then swallow each. I turn around, to hear my brother giggling. He bursts out into laughter, shouting, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! IT'S NOT SUGAR CRISP, ITS DOG FOOD!!!!!!!!"

After hearing that, I just felt like throwing up, but i didnt. Well, i hope you found some humour in my eventful life.
 
my brother used to eat my dogs food all the time, so it cant taste too awful

and was he eating dogfood too, or was he eating somethign else?
 
thats some good thinking on your brothers part. i wish i actually had little brothers to mess with instead of bein the little brother.
 
he wasnt eating dogfood. he poured sugar crisp into his bowl, and filled the box with dog food.
 
haha somthin similar happend to a friend of mine.

He comes over and sees this jar and asks if he can have a cookie so im like yea sure so he does and he eats the whole thing and i say that was a dog biscuit buddy, your joking right ? No look at it. Dont you think it being in the shape of a Dog Bone would have been a HUGE give away ?

It was pretty funny.
 
I used to eat dog biscuits all the time until 2nd-ish grade. And my friend put crushed horse grain in my yogurt saying is was granola. It wasn't bad.
 
holy shit this "Reply to Thread" box is huge. anyway i did that to a senior (i was a freshman) on a ski club bus and i ate a dog biscut and he ate it too. it dried my mouth out really fast
 
we had a trainer for my dog when he was younger and he said "i never give my dog..dog food unless i try it first" i was about to puke when he took a bite out of a treat i gave my dog it was gross
 
Dog food is healthier then our food, Most of us wouldn't feed our dogs or animals mcdonalds, so we eat it ourselves?
 
ohhh i could have sworn you said you were the older one, my bad. Bummer dude, he got you good you fucker.
 
it would have been funnier if u said u continued to eat it.but dog food isnt that bad...when i was little i ate it all the time even the wet dog food.
 
Why would he go through all the work of getting the thing empty and filling it with dog food, and then waiting for someone to come along and MAYBE ask him what he's eating... Sounds like your brother has too much time, and i laugh at that abotu as hard as i laughed at the story.
 
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