Need a girl to ski with?
- Thread starter yelsel
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lamadelrey
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"Tall and gorgeous blonde bombshell Claudia is an advanced skier who can keep up with the very best! She has no fear of black runs and is happy to ski as much as possible wherever and whenever invited"
black runs eh?
ZeMagnificentKev
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Wow, this is one of those "she's not a hooker they just CHOOSE to have sex with the clients" kinda deals. Greats news too, their FAQ tells me yes, I can indeed bring two bunnies with me. Gonna have to start saving up to cross this one off the bucket list.
freestyler540
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dude for 400EUR, I can get 2 chicks making out on my cock. What a stupid site.
JordanButtfart
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I'm going to start a legal marijuana smoking/ski bunny brothel vacation package out of my parent's basement in CO. You just wait...
Byron_tha_gr8
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I'll help with that 
GayWolf420
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skiing escort services? this sport really has it all now.
For 1400 dollars I could get 2 days skiing and instruction from my very own adolescent wet dream inspiring hero, Wendy Fisher.
or for 1400 Euros I could get 2 days of skiing and instructions and two nights of porn star sex with
"I love skiing and snow-boarding and look forward to exploring other opportunities that being a Ski Bunny might bring me. I am a single mother, so live with my child and I can only be away from home for short periods of time. Long weekends would be perfect for me! I used to race for the Czech national team, so you can be sure that I will be able to keep up with the best of you, although I will be more than happy to ski at any pace – and of course stopping at romantic ski huts whenever possible! "
Sorry Wendy.
or for 1400 Euros I could get 2 days of skiing and instructions and two nights of porn star sex with
"I love skiing and snow-boarding and look forward to exploring other opportunities that being a Ski Bunny might bring me. I am a single mother, so live with my child and I can only be away from home for short periods of time. Long weekends would be perfect for me! I used to race for the Czech national team, so you can be sure that I will be able to keep up with the best of you, although I will be more than happy to ski at any pace – and of course stopping at romantic ski huts whenever possible! "
Sorry Wendy.
Byron_tha_gr8
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Honestly, if I was rich as fuck and wanted an affair while on an Alp ski trip with my bros, Why the fuck not? They're hotter than any bar trash id pick up, and I can have amazing sex whenever i want between pow laps. Sounds chill to me.
Byron_tha_gr8
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only one way to find out.
See if they cant play shredsauce while takin it up the butt.
See if they cant play shredsauce while takin it up the butt.
skier58284
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They probably suck at skiing, would I get in any kind of trouble if I make her go with me into a cliff area and she falls off a cliff and dies?
CaptainObvious.
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No matter which girl you "arrange a ski-date" with.....they always send EllieRasta.
neutralzombie
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i don't think i've ever laughed so hard on ns before...
artfullydodged
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Now I know how to spend my Christmas money this year.
/winning