Need a gf

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or buy a russian wife and select 2 day shipping
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13225669:Phil-X- said:
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13225683:*DUMBCAN* said:
no-one buys a gf with an iron helmet, iron shortsword and leather shield.

You need at least full mithril to do that.
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That sir is a bronze square shield, not a leather shield.

Still k+ for awesome reply
 
Create a shrink ray and find the girl of choice. Get an overly fat man to be with you as well. Shrink the two of you down real small, then the fat man (that to us shouldvery acquired and brought with you) pick you up and eat you. Then you guys can chill out in the fat a man's stomach. He is fat so it will be warm and cozy for you guys. You can start a life within his stomach, have kids, create a life together, grow old, die...together
 
There is a practice in Kyrgyzstan known as "kidnapping" brides. There is a Vice documentary on it. Watch it, you may learn a few tricks.

After viewing it, gather a few friends and devise a plan. Maybe you've seen a cute girl at school, perfect- she'll do. Get a car and have your buddies ride in it with you as you follow her home one day. When the moment is right, park the car, jump out and grab her. Bring her back to your place and have your female relatives convince her that going on a date with you is the right thing to do. Take her on said date. You now have a girlfriend.
 
13226236:Immas said:
There is a practice in Kyrgyzstan known as "kidnapping" brides. There is a Vice documentary on it. Watch it, you may learn a few tricks.
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Fun fact- Borat wasn't actually a documentary, it was just Sacha Baron Cohen pretending. Its ok, we all make mistakes! :)
 
13226536:Phil-X- said:
Fun fact- Borat wasn't actually a documentary, it was just Sacha Baron Cohen pretending. Its ok, we all make mistakes! :)
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Kazakhstan =/= Kyrgyzstan

Suuuuuuper important distinction lol
 
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