Need 2 Objects That Symbolize Me

[wazawski]

This is a really dumb English assignment but I need two objects that represent me. One example my teacher said someone did was a teddy bear cause they liked to snuggle. So something on the lines of that just less gay. I am flat out of ideas so if u can think of one that would represent yourself, post it cause it would probably work for me. thanks

 

[dr_phil]

Duh, your SKIS and I dunno, your iPod or other trendy portable music listening device.

 

[killabees]

poke a hole in a condom and say u have aids

 

[DDrem.]

just do something easy. doesnt really matter if its really you. just find something that you can have a reason for and do that, like:

if your emo, pick scissors, since you like to cut

skis, your gnarly

bible of thizzlam, you go stupid/dumb/hyphy

fortune cookie, full of wisdom

some sort of meat if you have big meat or are fat

a brown shopping bag, if you have a 'big bag'

 

[killabees]

then take all the girls tampoons and douce them in sperm and play the waiting game

 

[bangarangmules]

there ya go. maybe a camera if you are into photography. a video game/system if your a gamer, a book if you like to read and maybe one that symbolizes you. hmm what else. a bike maybe. good luck

 

[pns513]

ummm...

xbox, computer, ipod, speakers, mini car, picture of something,stickers of some sort, skis, paintball, cd, guitar

 

[supersteez420]

hahahaha i like that one

yeah your skis is a good one

 

[wazawski]

i need more metaphorical objects like a joker from a deck of cards cause someones a joker. not as literal as a pair of skis cause i like to ski...i wish it was like that cuase then i would be done

 

[Sno.]

i thought if i clicked on your profile, i'd find something i could use. but dude, you have the most boring profile ever.

 

[KillerMonkey]

a hammer cause your a tool

jk

 

[wazawski]

i just need ideas so it doesn't really matter if it really represents me. post wut you would do if u had to do this assignment

 

[killabees]

to mean that you have kids ofcourse

 

[Steezysmurf]

haha... you should bring in a turd and say youre the shit

 

[Xave]

hahahaha

 

[Sno.]

bring in a thing of corn, and say you're corny. along with a slice of cheese and say you're cheesy. bring in chocolate and say you're sweet. an ethiopian and say you're hungry. a knife and say you're sharp. a spork and say you're a multi-tasker.

 

[Keenbo]

a black dildo and ky jelly

 

[prophet]

a potato and a gun, the potato suggest unintelligence, the gun you can use to kill yourself

 

[Geoff.]

black dildo and game cube.

 

[bhill2.0]

I had to bring 4.

I brought ski goggles, a pay check or money, the shoes i was wearing(basketball),cell phone.

 

[CooksCorner]

or you could call yourself a mistake...

 

[DunDunDun]

dr. dre's CD 2001, cause i like to listen to rap

a lighter, cause im hot

a male chasity belt, cause i got a girlfriend

 

[leckett1]

a chain and bagpipes

 

[killabees]

yes it was never deleted like the last time i did it

 

[CTD]

seriously, bring skis. if you consider yourself a skier, then, ugh, that would definatly work.

 

[Piste.Off]

if skis are to literal then get a: ski pass and a hat or something like that

 

[Schmitz]

wow that sounds like a bland english essay. what grade are you in.

 

[hippie_cat]

bring a bottle of water and say that your snow melted