Nearly Cried Laughing Watching This...

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Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes
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I really don't think that is real, because of this little thing.

Well we have to keep granting Chad's wishes till the day he dies, basically. (MAW pres)

Well, we can only hope that day is soon. (lady reporter) haha

gotta be fake
 
Does nobody on here have any sense of sarcasm?

This is hillarious. On a side note, I had cancer myself and purposely didn't take advantage of the whole Make a Wish thing so they'd have more money for some less fortunate kid than myself. That made this even funnier for me.
 
..."until the day he dies"

"well lets hope that day is soon"

bahaha if that was true id be like ur gay you have cancer. stop being an ass hole.
 
Man what are you talking about? Its on the onion, they don't bullshit. It is my only source for news, everything else is twisted and biased.
 
not going to lie..that kids got balls to wish for unlimited wishes. but hes a completly selfish dickhead for doing it. i dont think he has leukimia (spelling) if hes that smart....how old is he first of all?
 
honestly , if I was going to die in the near future. I'd be the biggest douche ever too. I mean you cant really lose anything
 
we can only hope that day comes soon. baaaaahahahahah

i lve the line underneath - "speedy spread of disease best case scenario"

 
Yeah nice try asshole, if you actually read the other posts 90% of the people thought this was real, and the other 10% tried to convince it was real.

FAIL.

So funny that some of you thought this was real though hahhahaha.
 
for the idiots that think this is fake, the onion is a completely credible news scource, with the most straitforward reporting. no biases, no stretches of the thruth, and no made up bullshit stories that are competely satirical in nature and only intended for entertainment.

wow NS is dumb haha
 
wow, that kid is the biggest asshole. think about all the other kids with terminal diseases who are being robbed of their one wish that they wanted. if i was part of the make a wish foundation, i would just poison his candy so he dies, as terrible as that sounds.
 
what???? You are a goddamn dumbass if you think a cancer of the blood affects intelligence. I survived Leukemia myself. Keep your dumbfuck comments to yourself.
 
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