near death expeirience

from this thread you can determine atleast many things about the community of newschoolers:

1) obviously non of its members can drive

2) everyone always has to out-do the previous person/be better than them

3) everyone on here loves to hate on other peoples stories ie: calling them bullshit, not what they are, etc...

 
one time i was driving and it was snowing like a biatch and i was going over this skinnyass bridge with no gaurdrail, ans an elephant jumped out into the middle of the road and i swerved to miss him but i ended up shooting off the bridge, and there was like a 10,000 foot drop to the icy cold jagged rocky river below and i did a quadruple cork 1440 then leaped out of the car into a nerby airplane right before the car exploded into the ground. Then the elephant took a poo off the bridge and the giant elaphant poo landed on the planes windshield and the pilot couldnt see so i jumped out and landed in a swimming pool in carmen electra's backyard right before the plane crashed, then me and carmen electra had sex for twelve straight days.

Land Shark, Land Shark.
 
^ That story is sooo bullshit. Everyone knows she only has had sex for 10 days strait maximum.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
4skizzle, you have only been on this site fot a year, all you deserve is to be ass raped. word

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help me get an ipod, no i cant make a little link like the others but i can post the adress,http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=11117107

And its not hard to fill out and complete, but i dont have friends
 
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