near death expeirience

FERREZZ

FERREZZ

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so pretty sure last night me and my girlfriend were driving to her house, and some old fucker wasnt paying attention and ran a stop sign onto the highway and hit my gf's car in the back corner (we were going about 65) and we spun pretty close to a 720 on 2 wheels, and then stopped in the other lane facing on coming traffic. scariest fuckin thing of my life luckly we didnt flip even tho it was very very close to happening considering the car was at like a 80 degree angle were lucky no other cars were coming in either lanes or i prolly wouldnt be here now. definently makes me look at things diff. now. o ya and always wear seat belts they help.

 
im sure youve never even been in any kind of accident before so shut the fuck up, this was some scary shit

 
good to hear u made it out of ok it really shows u how great life is and good to be here, ive had 2 of those cases lately

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Haha, man I think something about that story doesn't make sense... Try this for a car accident; I was driving into the city and I passed the guardrail on my left which was marked off because it was totally destroyed, didn't think much of it. A few days later I was driving in with my mom and she told me that some guy in a truck, after superbowl, was speeding, swirved through the two lanes into the guardrail, truck flipped, throwing him out because of no seatbelt, truck continued to flip over the median into the other lane, landed on it's roof and was hit head on by an on-coming semi.

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my car flipped over twice. and then landed upright.

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i wasnt driving, my girlfriend was driving and it wasnt our fault considering we got t boned, and ya it was a lil exagerated about the 720 on two wheels but we were about to flip and we did spinn around twice either way i dont care if any of you have been in worse accidents it was still scary as hell any accident like that is, it was my 1st one so you dont need to be dicks about it. im happy to still be here and i dont need to take shit from any of you guys

 
quit complaining. to be t-boned it has to look like a T!. you said he only hit you in the back corner. stop exaggerating your stupid story, nobody cares and most people have been in worse accidents than that.

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glad you made it out okay, but uh..if you don't want to hear any shit from someone, why would you post it on this site? if you haven't noticed by now, many people on here are assholes and are bound to say something. this site is full of the ''oh, you broke your back? that's nothing'' kind of kids.

 
Seeing as how you only have 100 posts I'm not inclined to care about you. If you had more than 7 or 8 hundred people might care. Come back when you're not a beginner.

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wow, people care about my views because i have 790 something posts, not because i say meaninful and otherwise intelligent stuff, just goes to show, being superficial is the way towards a better appreciation of your person..

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Yes, you are correct. Personality and character do not matter at all. You have a lot of posts you are important. You have a few posts you are less of a person and less important.

Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.
 
damn you guys can sure be fuckin assholes to new people.

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800 posts!!!! i am now officially a

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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
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member 53318, o, yea.
 
It's not my fault. New people deserve less respect than other people.

Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.
 
and for the 801 st post: .... person, and as such, i demand respect for my views as they now have worth because i have voiced 800 otherwise meaningless opinions up till now!

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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
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member 53318, o, yea.
 
congradulations

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
hey so never ever drive a honda crv, i was on my way to mt bachelor and on the way out of sandy there was this head-on on the side of the road... a durango and a crv... half of the crv was basicaly gone... no way the driver or anyone in front lived.

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I've had some close calls in the past year too- First week of January I was driving from Brek to Vail on 70 in the middle of a pretty good storm. Visibility was kinda bad and the roads were shit. I came around this turn and a car from the oncomming lanes flipped into the median and almost into my lane. This truck in front of me slammed on its brakes and I did to, but I went completely sideways. I thought for sure I was going to flip, but just I dropped it into first gear and gave it gas to kick the back end around, I looked out my window and saw this Montero spinning out of control about 2 feet away from my car. It ended up doing about a 720 and missed me by about a foot. We were both going at highway speeds too. If it had hit me when I was sideways like that I would have flipped for sure.

 
I've never been in a 'real' accident. Some asshole (my friend) had like 6 kayaks in the back of his tacoma and we were stopped behind him at a gas station and he goes to drive out but forgets to put it into drive. It's still in reverse to he rams us pretty hardcore. It wasnt all that bad.

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yeah this story sounds kinda fake or just not a big deal at all

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crazy women drivers we need to take their licenses

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^ shut up, your a fag your not supposed to love women, your supposed to love long hard cock buried deep inside your anus- Lateralis commenting on ATLANTASKI talking about women

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nobody every pays attention to what i have to say and i have 1000 or so posts...shit

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Just shut up and ski.
 
^ Who are you again?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
i have like 2000 posts or sumthin like that, and people still dont like listening to me. why do i even try?? your girlfriend doesnt even listen, when i told her to swallow, she didnt want to. after she said no, i turned her head to the side and gave her some cream in her ear. she couldnt hear the other car because her ear was clogged up.

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^you have 4000 posts, and the fact that you didn't know is why people don't care...

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member 53318, o, yea.
 
when i was 8 my babysitter drove the wrong way down the highway it was fucking scary

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its true, female driving skills reach their climax around 6 or 7...

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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
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member 53318, o, yea.
 
why are women drivers better?

cause theyre not getting head while they drive.

-Joe
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'I went down, did tricks and fell'

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depends on the woman^ my girlfriend has never been in a wreck but her best friend has totalled 2 cars

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Just shut up and ski.
 
i totalled my golf cuz i went like 40 around a 90 degree turn on the way to golf pratice, and just rocked a tree.

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You totaled your golf on the way to golf practice? There might be some irony in there.

Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.
 
Man some of you people are stupid. This kid just experienced something horrible and the only thing you can do is to pick on him!? Obviously he was shocked and would like to talk about it and share his experience with others. So quit being arrongant, stupid, self-centered, egoistic morons and give the guy a break!

Im glad you made it out ok, just shows that you always have to be careful and watch out in traffic, accidents happen when you least expect them to.

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f*ck Bush
 
he'll get over it

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
see when something truely horrible happens in ones life, we go to friends, when were bitchy, or something cool happens, we go to newschoolers, thats why were being asses

-Joe
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'I went down, did tricks and fell'

I'm not a 'hater', I'm a 'social commentator'

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Official NS Marketing Consultant
 
why are people being jerks to a kid who almost died

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this way is a waterslide away for me to chase her fuller every day

 
yah honselty this kid tells you he almost dies and was scared and all you guys have to say is

'i donno its only a true near-death experience if you do a full 900 degree rotation/ a full car flip. YOUR A PUSSY LAMER NEWBIE~!'

fuck you guys are tools. if your just gonna flame someone get the fuck out of here.

better yet do the world a favor, eat a pinecone and killyourself. at least then in death your body will have some use to society.



Moe

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Drunk.Drivers.Against.Mothers.

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^ Actually pinecones don't kill... And yeah people, necrophiliacs need lovin' also!

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
'eat a pinecone and killyourself'

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if you eat a pinecone AND kill yourself, there is a chance that in death, a tree will grow from what your body used to be.



Moe

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Drunk.Drivers.Against.Mothers.

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