Napoleon Dynamite

he is so cool...

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high north was AWESOME

'im Wayne Brady bitch!'-chapelle's show

skrew the inocent

totally and completely homosexual. I mean, by saying that, you might as well wear a shirt that says 'I like it up the Ass'-misterbinz
 
its a liger.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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i saw that movie two nights in a row...

fucking gold.

i havent seen any film like it...ever.

its so charecter driven

i'm republican

i hate bill o'reilly
 
i wanna see it sooo bad, but its not in theaters where i live!

-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004

 
so fuckin halarious, 'i have your equipment in my locker, and you should probably come get it cuz i cant fit my numchucks in there'

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-lucas

'So which is it, are you a faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin servant of god?'

bomb hills not cities

 
just got home from it and i was completely stoned for it...the uncle is the fucking man haha...sweet movie...get ripped and check it out

-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
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-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
haha, it sounds like, sweet ass flick, like someone flicked someones ass and it was good hhahahahaa

stop complaining and ski

 
i gota watch it soon

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
that is harvey and napolen

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

hoodratz47
 
try to guess which is which.

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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
when i went to see it in NYC, the director and writer was in the the theater and they had this big cult scene going...it was fucking sweet

i'm republican

i hate bill o'reilly
 
the first 15 minutes or so i laughed at everything, then it got kind of repetitive, but after i saw it me and my friend were quoting and laughing about everything. i think it gets better after you see it the first time and you realize how funny it really is.

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Chappelle's Show Cult...BITCHES
 
oh my gosh, that movie was complete genius!!! i cant believe mtv came out with such an awesome movie

'its a lyger, it's like my favorite animal'

'pedro offers his protection'

kid on the bus'so napoleon, whatcha gonna do today?' --- napoleon:'whatever i feel like doing! ugh!'

haha wow priceless

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Snowboarding Is For Little Fat Kids
 
Dude, I grew up about a half hour north of Preston, and Poky... That whole area sucks ass, the whole Liger thig ties into that region, a couple years back there was a guy out there that bred Liges, then a couple got out and reaked havoc in the area killing livestock and tipping over vending machines, it was great. It made me feel good knowing that people care enough for story integrity, to go as far as filming the whole thing an the area. I've ridden on the same bus that Lafawnduh came into town on, a Pocatello city bus... good shit...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
looks so awsome

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
there bred prmarley for there majical capabilties............

this stupid thing soes not work

RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ

Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
i was cracking up during THE ENTIRE MOVIE.

'HEY TINA, you fat lard, come get your dinner.'

'i see youre drinking 1% milk. its probably because you think youre fat....but youre not. you could probably drink whole if you wanted to.'

fucking omg. when he throws the grapefruits at his uncles van. OMG! THEN THE BUTTON FOR SUMMER! HAHAHAHA, jesus, im still laughing

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
AND THE DANCE SCENE AFTER THE ELECTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

la fawnduh was the bomb, btw.

'why are you so sweaty?'

'just practicing my moves'

k im done

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
'yea, we're gettin pretty serious, we talk on the internet for like 4 hours a day, so it's pretty serious.'

'hey napoleon, whatd u say u did last summer?'

'I already told you, I was shooting wolverines with my uncle in alaska!!!'

'whatd u shootem' with'

'my frickin twelve gauge what do u think!!!'

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Son: 'Dad, I had sex at the party last night.'

Dad: 'Well, did you use protection?'

Son: (sighs) 'No.'

Dad: 'Thats my boy, those condoms take away all the feeling!'

NWFT for life!
 
i like when he gets pushed into the locker, then kicks at the air....and the dance scene was great...i wanna do taht for my high school talent show next year (complete with the boots). I like the part when the guy is randomly killing the cow, and he does it right infront of the bus...that was amazing. Or i liked when they were hitting the pinata thatlooked like summer (summer was hott btw). Or when he goes all the way out side with the phone when he calls pedro, and he is like 'Is pedro there'...'No, who is this?'....'This is Napoleon Dynamite, i am like Pedro's best friend'...'okay'....'bye' and he walks all the way back inside to hang up the phone....guinus

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
summer is hillary duff's sister in real life

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
he wasnt randomly killing the cow. remember the gma said they needed more steak, so someone was going to take care of it? thats why he was killing the cow. notice all they eat in that house is steak? THEY ARE EATING THE COW

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
^^^ i knew i recognized summer from somewhere but i couldnt put my finger on it.

'pet what? pet her kneecap farrel'
 
I think this was a pretty funny quote.

Rex:'You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?'

'pet what? pet her kneecap farrel'
 
'Ya, things are getting pretty serious with me and Lafanda, we've been talking onlie for 5 hrs. a day.

get up, get on up, get up, like a sex machine
 
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