Napoleon Dynamite

kyle_w

kyle_w

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haha, it just won best movie on MTV movie awards. how does this happen? the movie was funny, but not best movie material.

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
watch it again...it'll be 10 times as good

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
 
Yea, thats what I thought, so I watched it again with a friend and kept blurting 'OMG watch this, this part is THE best' then it would get to the part and I would be like 'fuck nevermind, this is gay'

 
i just about walked out on it

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Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!

Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
 
It was just lame, nothing to it.

-at least you went down naked-

'If brain power was gas you couldn't power a toy motorcycle around a penny.' Phrosty
 
omg its an mtv movie award, oh ya they dont mean shit

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
That Movie sucked balls i was offered head if i watched the whole thing i had 2 leave halfway through

I Love Head

 
I liked it

"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent

 
I liked it, but it's overrated

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

*Northeast*
 
that movie was good the first time, just becuase it's so random, but when you expect the funny parts, it gets lame again

V-TOWN Bitches!
 
I thought that movie suckrd, but that was probably because i saw it later that everybody, and have already heard all the funny lines from kids in school.

 
didnt mtv produce it

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you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.

-Chris Rock
 
the spoof that josh berman made was funny, but te original sucked cock

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"Now, Iannick Broulette, if that is your real name, I noticed your wearing an orange coat, would you call yourself the orange master?"

"uhhh, I dont,... uhh, no I don't think so"

Josh Berman while interveiwing Iannick B at last years Orage Masters

"Cut your Board in Half and do it again and we'll give you a t-shirt"

Dave Chrihton after the snowboarder greased the c-rail at D-Camp

 
that movie is so freaking annoyingholy shit...i tried to watch it with some friends...i think the only way you can watch that movie and be amused is if ur high

 
Jon Heder(Napoleon) was wearing a Krew shirt at those awards. Krew=sex, drugs, and skateboarding. Heder=Mormon.

'dude, that one band that talked about child slavery, they owned' - midwest_jibber
 
There is no question about it's popularity and I'm pretty sure MTV doesn't take into account cinematography, storyline, acting, etc.

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
I really liked that movie the first few times I saw it because of the randomness and the linees....but then you once you kno whats going to happen its kinda boring, whatever I think its a great movie. I just havent watched it in a real long time.......and i dont kno why i bothered typing this cuz knoones gunna read it anyways!

I Heart Skateboarding
 
i heard about that damn movie for like 5 months, so i finally watched it... and realized that i already knew every funny part in the ENTIRE movie.

its been run into the ground. its just a movie peopel- let it go

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ya brah, ill see you in the a-5-1. its gonna be epic in the nar nar pow pow.... brah"
 
mtv made the movie so i'm to surprised it won.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
 
i did walk out on it. the only reason pple liked it in the first place is because they wanted it to be "their" movie and be clickish because no one knew about it. then everyone found out that everyone else knew and pretty soon everyone knew and the movie still sucked just as much

the gunshot holds no fear
 
i actually was disappointed with it. i heard it was hilairous n all and then i saw it...wasnt very funny. the jokes got repetative and boring. now harold and kumar should have one. that was a seriously funny movie

NS Skateboard Cult

 
i used to love that movie but it got so old i pretty much hate it right now!

Remember that after every dark night their is a brighter day, so hold your head up, stick out your chest and get over it
 
yea H&K go to white castle was funny

It got 3 awards woot

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my

life - Lateralis

 
it got really old but it wasnt not funny..

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

 
it was terrible, just like the mtv movie awards. who in the fuck watches that bullshit network anyways?

(zach)
 
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